The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

I usually sleep fairly well. It's partially because I know there are Toadfish out there in the world doing what they can to balance out the influence of less thoughtful people. 

The Sibling below me is hungry for cheese.

[The Meromorph]

I am always hungry for cheese. I used to eat as much as three pounds a week, but now I only eat about three pounds a week. 


The sibling below me makes their own toe-cheese.

[Aphos]

It's one of my many talents.


The sibling below me collects vintage toe cheese.

[Opsa]

I keep it in my vintage shoe collection.


The Sibling below me remembers her/his favorite shoes.

[The Meromorph]

I do! I do!
They were elastic sided boots made of Rhinoceros hide.
Oh, Il loved those shoes!


The sibling below me is appalled.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed I am-- your tone implies that you don't have them anymore.

Since everyone knows that elephant hide lasts forever, I must assume you either grew out of them, or *shudder* gave them away to some fortunate homeless character.  Now they are HIS favorite boots!  Shame!   

The sibling below me prefers sandals to boots every time.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

True! I'd probably die of over-heated feet if I didn't. (Still need new flipflops!)


The Sibling below me has a blog.

[Aphos]

Yes, my sink is overflowing.  Oh...you said BLOG, not clog.


The sibling below me was dead, but got better.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

:cough:POST Aphos!:cough:

I'm a medical miracle. Or Jesus. I'm not sure.

The Sibling below me has suspicions.

[Aphos]

Yes.  I suspect that Colonel Mustard did it with the candlestick in the Dining Room.


The sibling below me hasn't got a Clue.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Too true.  I left the game out in the rain, and it melted....

The sibling below me is worried about getting wet, and possibly melting.

[pieces o nine]

Also too true.

Ain't nobody getting *my* ruby slippers!



The sibling below me knows that there's no place like home. Well, maybe a really good chocolatier.

[Griffin NoName]

Have you ever seen two homes exactly the same? No, I thought not.

TsBM has twin homes and dresses them identically.

[Aphos]

Yes I do.  That way I can still find the bathroom in the dark in either house.


The sibling below me suspects it was Pachy in the conservatory with the wrench.

[Griffin NoName]

The footsteps are a give-away.

TsBM hides in haystacks.