The Sibling Below Me...

[Aphos]

   Yes, I am.  But if you give away my secret identity again, I'll turn you into a newt.


The sibling below me once took a newt to show-and-tell.

[Sibling Chatty]

I did, but it got better...

TSBM is dreading the Fluffysnakies of Doom, which could return at any moment...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Oh No!  Run away!!!!!

The sibling below me remembers those all too well...

[Aphos]

I really was dreading that until I got some Fluffysnakes-B-Gon in the new and improved spray can.


The sibling below me wonders why some products are not advertised as "Old and Stale".

[Griffin NoName]

Just like I wonder why menus include delicious this and that.

TsBM eats the menu if the food takes too long to arrive.

[Aphos]

Only if it is printed on rice paper.


The sibling below me is trying to memorize the entire Oxford English Dictionary.

[Griffin NoName]

I think I've got it. The entire Oxford hmmm no can't remember the rest.

TsBM only has virtual memory.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

considering the amount of time I spend on the computer, yeah... probably.


TsBM takes salt baths maniacally

[Opsa]

I like to float.

The Sibling below me has given a parrot a bath.

[Aphos]

I gave him a nice bird bath for his birthday (or is that hatchday for a parrot?) because he was getting a bit ripe.

The sibling below me will eat ripe fruit, but not ripe chicken.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Correct.  Ripe bananas are my favorite-- just speckled and a teensy bit brown on the ends. 

*mmmmmm*

Ripe chickens are apt to be bland and tough.   But, I do have to admit, than unripe chickens tend to have tiny little itty-bitty drumsticks...

The sibling below me prefers turkeys anyway.

[Aphos]

Yes, I do like turkey.  I feel sorry for all those Texans.  They can't have turkey.  THEIR turkey is in Washington.


The sibling below me thinks there is too much pork in Washington.

[pieces o nine]

Too many chickens, too. And much, much too much bull.


The sibling below can carry the animalia further.

[The Meromorph]

Indeed I can. Too many snakes, too many cockroaches, too many sheep...

The Sibling below me has interesting friends, and even more interesting enemies.

[Sibling Chatty]

True. Sad, but true.

The sibling below me would prefer to not have enemies.