The Sibling Below Me...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Oh, I do! I do!  In my humble opinion, it ain't pizza, unless there's fungus on it.

The sibling below me would love to live inside a giant mushroom.  Just hollowing it out, would make such seasonings as you've never thought of ....

[Aphos]

Yes.  And think of all that magic mushroom dust, and all the bright spinning colors you will see.


The sibling below me prefers his mushrooms to be non-hallucinogenic.

[Opsa]

Well, last time Vishnu advised me to lay off for a while.

The Sibling below me hallucinates while eating hot sauce.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

What else?  Those guatalaman insanity peppers pack a wallop....

The sibling below me knows were I stole the 'guatalaman insanity peppers' joke

[Pachyderm]

Step forward Mr Simpson. The Land of Chocolate was entertaining as well.

TSBM is aware of the Scoville scale

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed I am. How many drops DOES it take to cool the tongue, if one utters the phrase "George Bush is a Good President"?   The world may never know....

The sibling below me utilizes the "ignore it and it will go away" philosophy when it comes to politics

[Bruder Cuzzen]

I am thinking of moving to a state of denial whilst I think about it a bit further .

TSBM is pondering paint colors .

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

What else can you ponder while watching paint dry?

The sibling below me is waiting for his/her painting to dry.

[Aphos]

I have just done this wonderful painting of a polar bear in a blizzard.


The sibling below me is a mad scientist.

[Sibling Chatty]

Close, close. I'm often mad AT scientists...

the Sibling below me knows that I am actually just mad...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed.  I am quite certain that you are mad at Bush&co, mad at the Dems for failing to stop Bush&Co, mad at the IRS for being so inequitable, mad at ANY medical-for-profit group, mad at the Repubs for GIVING us Bush&Co, mad at ANY fanatic/extremist group, mad... well I can't think of anything else-- I'm too mad, really.

As Pink Floyd, in "Dark Side of the Moon" said,

"I've been mad for f*@king years, absolutely years, been
over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the
most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even
if you're not mad..."

The sibling below me can relate, at least in part, to all of that. 

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

In fact:

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been? its alright we know where youve been.
Youve been in the pipeline, filling in time, provided with toys and
scouting for boys.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didnt like school, and you know youre nobodys fool,
So welcome to the machine.

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? its alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar,
He always ate in the steak bar. he loved to drive in his jaguar.
So welcome to the machine.

The sibling below me has Pink Floyd stuck in his/her head.

[Aphos]

Now I do..."And any fool knows, a dog needs a home, a shelter...from pigs on the wing."


The sibling below me is glad that pigs can't fly.

[Pachyderm]

Why can't they fly? It may be every pigs most burning desire to see the world from 2000 feet. We've helped other animals in their quest to become airborne. We gave buffalo wings, for instance....

TSBM will refrain from using the letter E, because it has been naughty, and is grounded.

[Aphos]

Ys, it has bn vry bad, and must b punishd.


The sibling below me is afraid of the letter "Y".