The Sibling Below Me...

[Aphos]

After the ice storm we had last week, I fear any roof.

The sibling below me wishes his phone would go out for two weeks, too.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Well, my cell phone. Might stop the accidentally excessive conversations.


The Sibling below me always has to resist typing "Last Post" in this thread

[Aphos]

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D@mn!!!

Guess you were right.

The sibling below me uses a pair of old sneakers instead of flipflops in the shower.

[Griffin NoName]

Sneakers always get in when I take showers. If it's not Tom, it's Dick or Harry. Since they are there, it's an easy decision to make good use of them. But I'll keep quiet on the details.

The sibling below me can never keep quiet on details of anything.

[The Meromorph]

So I can't resist telling you I sometimes do a little flipflopping with the old sneakers in the shower...

The sibling below me is now reaching for the mind-soap. The strong mind-soap.

[Aphos]

Scrub!  Scrub!  Scrub!  Scrub!  Scrub!  That image just won't go away!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

The sibling below me once used too much mind soap.

[Opsa]

I got some in my Third Eye, and boy, did that smart.

The Sibling below me sees my third eye and raises me another eye.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

If I win, I get both.


The sibling below me wonders what I'm going to do with four eyes.

[Aphos]

Well, I'm a four-eyes and get along just fine...unless I break my glasses.

The sibling below me wants a new puppy for Christmas.

[Sibling Chatty]

Yes, I do, but my old puppy wants to remain an only child. He loved (and picked on) his Baby Preston, but we're just not ready for more doggieosity at this moment. (Why do I gotta be the sensible one?)

The sibling below me wear glasses and contact lenses, but not at the same time.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Yup. Sorta defeats the purpose.


the Sibling below me has craaaaazy eyes.

[Aphos]

Yes.  They are on little springs and bob around when I move my head.

The sibling below me wears his glasses while sleeping to see his dreams better.

[Opsa]

...or if I fall asleep while watching TV, which I'm afraid is rather often.

The Sibling below me wears a hearing aid inside out so he can hear himself think.

[Aphos]

Now if I would just think of something worth listening to.

The sibling below me got lots of booty for Xmas.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A nice bordeaux, a pomerol and a cup of salmon caviar. 

The sibling below me still has some alcohol in his/her veins.