The Sibling Below Me...

[Aphos]

Yes.  Yes I do.


The sibling below me thinks William Shatner is the greatest actor alive.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

This is questionable.


The Sibling below me hates stupid jokes.

[Opsa]

Oh no, my father was an electrical engineer and punned like crazy. I am programmed to LOVE stupid jokes!  It's cruel jokes I can live without. 

The Sibling below me knows what a mermaid's favorite drink is.

[beagle]

Navy rum on the rocks?

The sibling below me thinks submarine is a form of sex.

[Griffin NoName]

No I don't but I do think submarining is a vertical challenge.

The sibling before me is going to give up Politics.

[Aphos]

Yes I am.  It's a disgusting habit.

The sibling below me thinks nepotism is covered by Einstein's theory of relativity.

[Sibling Chatty]

if you know my relatives, you'd know why I have NOTHING to do with relativity.

The sibling below me is relevant!

[Aphos]

Yea, man, I'm fast...real fast

Oh...I thought you said relativistic.


The sibling below me is in a relative state of flux.

[Sibling Chatty]

Probably. As long as it's not a bloody flux, I can live with it.

The sibling below me has not had a flu shot.

[Griffin NoName]

I never shoot flus. It's against my religion.

The sibling below me has gone to pot.

[Aphos]

I've never done drugs, but I have gone to chocolate.

The sibling below me thinks chocolate should belong in its own food group.

[Sibling Chatty]

And should be administered IV if needed...

The sibling below me is a purist, and disdains too much added 'stuff' in their chocolate.

[Aphos]

Semi-sweet dark chocolate all the way.

The sibling below me wants a new bicycle for Xmas.

[Opsa]

OMG, you're psychic, duje! I do want a bicycle for Christmas. I don't even care if it's new or not.

Might have to buy it for myself at an after-Christmas sale, if I can afford it!

The Sibling below me is more of a unicycle person.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Oh yes.


the Sibling below me has OPINIONS about white chocolate.