The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Chatty]

Alas, I suffocated in frogurt made with two boiled eggs.

The sibling below me has an excellent recipe for frogurt surprise.

[Bluenose]

Yes, the tricky bit is training the frog to jump out of the yoghurt at the best time to give a good surprise.

The sibling below me rolls his/her eyes and wonders where the Maple syrup went.

[Swatopluk]

And why the keyboard is so sticky...

The sibling below me will go forth by day.

[Opsa]

But by nightfall, I'll have fallen to fifth.

The sibling below me will join me in my mourning yurt for Kurt Vonnegut. We will eat nothing but frogurt, at leat mentally, for the rest of the day. Also, there will be drinking.

[Sibling Chatty]

And breakfast will be a cake reading Happy Birthday, Wanda June.

The sibling below me knows that Everything's Eventual.

[Swatopluk]

Yes, but what about residual relativity?

The sibling below me walks down der Straße with two peanuts and helps the one that was assaulted.

[Opsa]

...but it was too late. Now I call him "Skippy".

(Rotten American peanut butter joke.  )

The sibling below me prefers his/her Chinese food with cashews.

[Swatopluk]

I prefer it with chopsticks.

The sibling below me always uses the spice level 10:enlightening

[Opsa]

Yes, if I can actaully see the heat coming off the food using only my third eye, then it is spicy enough for me.

The sibling below me uses his/her third nostril to wake up and smell the coffee with.

[Swatopluk]

Given that I drink tea, this is not an option.

The sibling below me has a detached retina in his/her 3rd sight

[Aggie]

It's actually glaucoma, I think.

The sibling below me has treasure buried in the backyard.

[Griffin NoName]

Yes, and I called it Australia cos I dug so far down I came out the other side.

The sibling below me uses pet snakes to train planes.

[Swatopluk]

Actually I'd like to use an Oerlikon to down planes (or at least those annoying helicopters flying over the university).

The sibling below me thinks that snakes are a friendlier method for the same task.

[Opsa]

Friendlier for whom? I find that when I point a snake at a plane, it tends to bite my arm rather than firing blasts into the aircraft. Maybe I'm pulling the wrong trigger. 

The sibling below me knows how to pull a snake's leg.

[Swatopluk]

Since a legged snake has by now been found*, that should not pose a problem.

The sibling below me owns a vegetarian Komodo Dragon (i.e. it eats only vegetarians).

*didn't we have a thread about that?