The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

I thought more about Calmar Yakuza with Squid Lee-

The sibling below me will develop a Sushi Warriors movie franchise from this

[Opsa]

Yes, but I was thinking Squid Lee (octopodal brother of Spike, not Bruce) for director with music by Squidly Diddly (Bo's octopodal brother). We'll call it "Tentacles of Fury!"

The sibling below me misread that as "Tentacles of Furry".

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I suppose you could put mittens or tentacle warmers on them.

The sibling below me is now planning a squid tentacle-warmer line, featuring tartans and plaids.

[DaveL]

Ahhh yes, I can visualise the bit where the Sensei teaches Squidly to 'go berserk with his ink sac'. HIII-YAAAA!!

Oh and the theme song - 'Eye of the Squiddly' will be played on every sportmans i-pod for motivation for years to come.

The Sibling below me uses Britney Spears music to psyche themselves up.

[Opsa]

Britney Spears music would only serve to psycho me up, a la in Norman Bates.

The sibling below me may be able to channel Squid Cesar's ghost for a cameo in the movie.

[Swatopluk]

Currently he is occupied with Revenge of the Ghost Squids. We may have to wait.

The sibling below me will find a way to include the punchline "We're all gonna dry!"

[Bluenose]

Hey!  In the middle of a one in a hundred year drought (even one in a thousand, according to some) that is just plain not funny - we certainly are all gonna dry!

The sibling below me loves the sound of rain on a tin roof...

[Swatopluk]

Squidlings are raining on my head...

The sibling below me has developed a new method for removing sepia ink from hair

[Opsa]

Yes, I call it the Dorsal Mohawk. Unless the sepia ink is on the top of the hair, in which case a Ventral Reverse Mohawk is called for.

The sibling below me thinks that it's high time the Mohawk came back as a hairstyle.

[DaveL]

After seeing a real doozie yesterday, I think the comeback is well on its way.

The Sibling below advocates fully bald people getting mohawks.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I prefer the kind made out of cheese whiz.


The sibling below me uses cheese whiz as mortar.

[Opsa]

Yes, I burn it at the stake and...

...oh, mortar! I thought you said martyr.

Well, that's just silly.

The sibling below me wears a squid as a bathing cap.

[Swatopluk]

Good as a lookout when swimming on one's back. And it prevents swimming against walls. I just have to train it to not release the ink in that case.

The sibling below me uses a squid as an one-size fits all bathing suit

[goat starer]

I did but it stained my fur blue and eventually split. I now use it as a one size fits all lunch.

The sibling below me thinks sick squid is just enough money to buy two pints some pork scratchings and a packet of crisps

[Swatopluk]

Better train the squid as a living fishing rod that can also collect and open shellfish.

The sibling below me will breed a special cormorant squid