The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

Only if they could do that in place of the pre-movie ads and if we could get our money back if deemed psychologically unsuited to the movie we came to see.

The Sibling Below Me could not psychologically handle The Spongebob Movie.

[pieces o nine]

...

...

...


Ok, I'm back. Just the thought had me curled up in a corner, weeping and rocking.


TSBM is suspicious of "sparkly" characters.

[Griffin NoName]

I'm suspicious of everyone but "sparkly" characters are defintely ones to run away from before they burn m eyebrows.

TsBM took their broken furniture to Lourdes last year.

[Swatopluk]

No, I prefer Fatima.

The sibling below me is not into oriental women or rugs

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The burqa was pretty (much like a rug) but I couldn't see what was under.

TSBM is offended by that statement. 

[Swatopluk]

Not more than the Victorians that bought radiationproof underwear to protect their modesty from the new X-Rays "that make visible hidden things".

Thes ibling below me thinks that IR would be more effective until the new transparent burqas become available.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Well, unless they use something like this:

WARNING: NSFW
http://homepage.mac.com/daustins/.public/HillaryRaincoat.gif

(sorry, I couldn't resist)

TSBM was thinking on something more modest.

[Swatopluk]

esp. in size

The sibling below me fetishizes spinach

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That gives new meaning to the term tossed salad.

TSBM is more conventional.

[Swatopluk]

I catapult the vegetables

The sibling below me is more for propaganda

[Opsa]

Well, I certainly needed propaganda to get my kid to eat her vegetables.

The Sibling Below Me will now try to propagate propaganda.

[pieces o nine]

I don't *think* they address propagation in the Veggie Tales.


TSBM is worried about the rising correlation between young plants and 'cutting'.

[Swatopluk]

Maybe the kids would like the vegetables more, if they had cut them down with sabres themselves.

The sibling below me thinks that in that case the Veggie Pirates would do something

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Now I wonder if Catholic vegetables are more or less edible ("the body of a Xtian veggie...")

TSBM is confused between heresy and blasphemy

[Swatopluk]

That's the difference between infield and outfield foul.

The sibling curses botched and metastasizing sports metaphors.