The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Or, if we follow the advice of Morales (Bolivia): Feed him lots of chicken*. Then he will turn gay and bring a seond daddy home. That way the carpet does not get spoiled.

The sibling below me thinks that that is evading the actual question.

*become a doctor and people will soon provide you with lots of chicken as barter

[Sibling DavidH]

What question? (The best way to evade one.)

Hello Children!!! Would you like two Daddies?

I'll show you how...

Stand on a chair,
behind the door,
Hey diddle diddle,
Here comes Poppa,
So up with your Chopper
And split him,
down the middle!

Then go to the cupboard and take out all his money and all those nasty stocks and shares, and send them to The Auntie Rotter Home for Orphans, Balls Pond Road, London ....

The sibling below me remembers 'Honey's off, Dear.'

[Sibling DavidH]

The Sibling below me will forgive me for double-posting, because they agree it would be fun to resurrect this thread.
_{Which I seem to have killed.}

[Pachyderm]

Certainly, Sir. Consider thyself duly forgiven for the heinous sin of double posting.

TSBM disagrees.

[Swatopluk]

Indeed, he should not be forgiven but againstaken.

The sibling below me will declare his or her antigram for the next inlection

[Sibling DavidH]

We will againstscribe all antistitution and will exform the legal exstitutions of our antijects.

The Sibling below me thinks we've had quite enough of that.

[Swatopluk]

Enough is nearly always enough even considering inflation.

The sibling below me thinks not much of tautologies

[Sibling DavidH]

Right, you are correct - unnecessary tautology is pointless and to no purpose.

[Swatopluk]

Hm, a tautological answer that does not present any claim about the sibling below?

The sibling below me is mor for implying than impregnating

[Sibling DavidH]

The Sibling below me can speak for himself, thank you, duckie.

[Swatopluk]

Ducks don't talk unless daffy!

The sibling below me is dessspikkkable!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Despicable? Me?

TSBM has seen it already

[Sibling DavidH]

No, I blinked as it flew by.

The sibling below me heard it.

[Swatopluk]

from a not very reliable source

The sibling below me is beyond the pale due to a combination of anemia and tanning booth overexposure

[Opsa]

Yeah... I look like a combination supermodel and baseball glove!

The Sibling Below Me looks like another kind of sporting equipment.