The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

I dressed as the Easter Bunny once, and was knocked to the floor by toddlers. Never again!

The Sibling Below Me is more into busty nunnies.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Don't go to urban dictionary to figure out what is a 'nunnie'...

TSBM thought -incorrectly- that it was a reference to nuns.

[Swatopluk]

I'd expect more in the direction of Hamlet and Ophelia

The sibling below me speaks in triple entendres

[pieces o nine]

I find them très suggestif


TSBM is grateful to Babelfish.   

[Swatopluk]

Little fishes can be delicious

The sibling below me considers this a waste (they could be used as bait for bigger fish)

[Opsa]

Yes, but bigger fish are hard to keep on top of a pizza.

The Sibling Below Me names every anchovy before eating it.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I'm calling you Salty, and your Super Salty...

TSBM knows a seal with that name.

[Swatopluk]

That would be Silky and Selkie
(not to be confused with Frau Antje)

The sibling below me is surprised about the change of looks of the the venerated cheese lady.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Was her predecessor milkier?

TSBM buys cheese by the rind.

[Opsa]

Yes, it has to match the color of what I'm drinking. And wearing!

The Sibling Below Me only dresses in food colors.

[pieces o nine]

Red Dye #2 *is* my color.


TSBM has a different palate/palette.

[Swatopluk]

White (Mo-Fr) or Black(Su) on top, blue trousers(Mo-Su).
Variation only Saturdays (most often it's gray though).

The sibling below me has clothes that change colour depending on mood/temperature/pH value/etc.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Only when I have to dive into the chemicals tank.

TSBM remembers the Joker.

[Swatopluk]

Especially because of the negative reaction when it showed up in a game of poker.

The sibling below me drinks Kolaloka

[Opsa]

I prefer Rye, but that film looks wonderful and I wanna see it.

The Sibling Below Me prefers pumpernickel.