The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Is Stechschritt not futile enough?

The sibling below me would like to fly like a goose

[Sibling DavidH]

Whereas in reality I fly with all the grace and elegance of a dead pig.

The Sibling Below Me often eats dead pig.

[Griffin NoName]

I don't. It's against my religion.

TsBM has never heard of religion and doesn't know what to make of it.

[Opsa]

From what I've seen, I gather I'm supposed to make a big stink about it, somehow.


The Sibling Below Me is in no mood for any more big stinks.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The environment is putrid enough as it is.

TSBM is far more hopeful.

[Griffin NoName]

It's true, my hopeful level is a little above putrid.

TsBM is lsin weight by cutting of their putrid bits.

[Swatopluk]

I lack the prudence to do so

The sibling below me knows people that consider prudence putrid

[Sibling DavidH]

I do indeed.  Poor old Prudence - she's not that ugly!  Given a shave and a good hose-down, she'd be almost as attractive as the village dungheap.

The Sibling Below Me would like me to fix up a blind date with Prudence.

[Swatopluk]

Who's the one going blind there?

The sibling below me always puts up the blinds in order that no one sees whoe (s)he dates.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

More likely that the neighbors don't see who I date.

TSBM is far more exhibitionist.

[Griffin NoName]

I went to an Exhibition of craft stuff recently.

TsBM suspects arts and crafts is too crafty to be trusted.

[Swatopluk]

Thou art right off course

The sibling below me considers innuendo an art form

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It is and I fail at it badly.

TSBM really knows his way about it.

[Swatopluk]

Should I cobble the stones together or throw them? Or both?

The sibling below me has a ton of bricks at hand at all times in high places.

[Opsa]

If I get too high I may drop that ton of bricks, and it always somehow lands on me.

The Sibling Below Me believes in moderation.