The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It surely looked like it for the reaction girls had about me when I was in high school.

TSBM was more successful.

[Griffin NoName]

Yeah, I thought Edward the Third was the tax guy. The Second was the one getting into hot water over poker, wasn't he

You are correct. It was a trick answer. I once saw a production of Edward II by Marlowe which included a vat of oil - he was tipped head first into it for the poker fun.

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I am successful at being unsuccessful at present.

TsBM will refuse any Christmas* presents because they don't recognize pagan festivals.


* Iget the gong for mentioning Christmas before anyone else here

[Swatopluk]

I am urban not pagan. And I tell you this modern Xmas stuff will never replace the Saturnalia

The sibling thinks that there should be more sex in Xmas

[pieces o nine]

I think all kinds of things. Few of them come to pass, though...


TSBM thinks globally and acts locally.

[Swatopluk]

Dreaming of Hollywood while having only a part-time contract with the local re-enactment group.
(That's a lie. I have no actual acting talent).

The sibling below me got caught in the act

[Opsa]

That's when I decided to quit acting and take up direction.

The Sibling Below Me has changed direction.

[Swatopluk]

After the magnet dropped on the compass.


The sibling below uses a gyro

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

But only when there are no pitas around.

TSBM drools for kebab.

[Swatopluk]

Ibrahim, ein stolzer Türke,
macht Rabatz am Kebab-Stand,
weil Salat er und Gegürke
doch kein Feisch im Fladen fand.

Forsch entleert er seinen Raki,
grimmig bebt sein schwarzer Bart.
Eilt zum Griechen - isst Souvlaki!
Kebabwirt trifft solches hart.

Auf dem Heimweg, kurz nach Ecke,
Ibrahim sein Ende fand.
Wer wohl brachte ihn zur Strecke,
meuchelnd mittels Mörderhand?

Warum uns Ibrahim verließ?
Weil Kebabspieß ihm Licht ausblies!

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The sibling below me is sensitive to moonlight

[Sibling DavidH]

True, it makes my fur grow and my tail and fangs appear.

The Sibling Below Me has no sympathy with Ibrahim: if he insists on eating Greek food then the kebab seller is entirely justified in stabbing him with a kebab skewer.  No self-respecting Turk will go within 100 yards of a Greek unless with murderous intent.

[Swatopluk]

He should also have checked that there was no vegan sign at the booth.

The sibling below me will discuss whether ersatz pork made from plant material only can be kosher/halal.

[Opsa]

In that it has never had hooves and has never been slaughtered in a non-kosher way?

The Sibling Below Me objects to the slaughter of vegetables.

[Swatopluk]

That's so stone age

http://i45.tinypic.com/986dzn.jpg

The sibling below me fears cows since first reading Gary Larson cartoons

[Griffin NoName]

On second reading, I realise I was wrong to be scared.

TsBM wouldn't know what to do if surrounded by cows.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Should I mild this one, or perhaps that one? But this one is so pretty... that one looks like she needs to be milked, what should I do?

TSBM would have chosen one already.