The Sibling Below Me...

[Pachyderm]

Yes, an Apathetic Club would be good. But I'm too lethargic to organise it.


TSBM can do it.

[Aphos]

Well, I have been meaning to start a procrastinators' club for years, but keep putting it off.  Does that count?


The sibling below me entered the rat race as car number 5.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

And I keep loosing.  The rats in the squirrel-cage engine keep running off.

Perhaps I shoulda used squirrels instead?  I always did adhere strictly to the rule book.

The sibling below me would've used guinea pigs instead-- larger; at the very least, one can snack on'em.

[Griffin NoName]

Yes, but I hate spitting out all that hair.

a friend of mine has turned his downstairs cloakroom into The Frank Zappa Memorial Toilet. It is full of memorabilia as well. Nice

TsBM combs their teeth.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I do, once in a while, I use a small brass brush to really get'em clean.  It sorta looks like a comb.

The sibling below me has 3 sets of teeth, just in case.

[Aphos]

I particularly like the set with fangs.  You can really get a good bite with those.


The sibling below me has a "man bites dog" story to tell.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I do.

I knew an acquaintance who visited South Asia once.

He had Dog Stew--or was it Dog on'a Stick?

I forget. 

Anyway, the way he tells it, anyone over there with more than 2 dogs is considered a rancher...

The sibling below me resembles that.

[Opsa]

Ha! For some reason that makes me think of my Mom's Nigerian friend who (quite seriously) suggested she get a lion to control the raccoon population in her area.

The Sibling below me wants a lion ranch.

[beagle]

Nah, I went to Longleat as a kid and wondered how they cut the grass without getting eaten.

The sibling below me never cuts the grass.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Correct!

Occasionally, I do mow the weeds, however.

The sibling below me wishes his/her yard entirely consisted of clover, instead of grass.

No Mowing!

[Aphos]

Yes.  Yes I do.


The sibling below me grows clover and harvest the ones with 4 leaves.

[Opsa]

Always after me lucky charms.

The Sibling Below me can find something lucky in almost anything.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Oh, I try, I try.

But, sometimes, I'm just not lucky about it at all.

The sibling below me appreciates backwards puns.

[Aphos]

I love snup.


The sibling below me thinks that was a terrible pun.

[Griffin NoName]

I know it was terrible as I have no nose.

TsBM likes cross-bred jokes.