The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

I simply forgot to do it after walking once round the earth* and now I am 10.000 km from the qualified inspector.

*and it took some holiness to cross the Atlantic on foot

The sibling below me is outwardly hollow

[Alpaca]

And inwardly mobile. Er.

The sibling below me thinks the word "yuppie" would be more fun with extra vowels.

[Aggie]

I think it would be better with less vowels.

I wanna be a yrppie again.


The sibling below me is an orpie

[Swatopluk]

Is that a male harpy?

The sibling below me casts a giant shadow.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

when the spotlight is in position.

The sibling below me isn't sleepy

[Opsa]

Only my eyes are tired. The rest of me is dancing around like a banshee.

The sibling below me has seen a banshee dance.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And I don't want to repeat the experience.

The sibling below me has met the supernatural.

[Opsa]

I prefer the mundane-natural. 

The sibling below me wants to see his/her name in lice.

[The Meromorph]

But not my true name !

The sibling below me wobbles creatively when mildly stimulated.

[Aggie]

Depends on the mild stimulant.  But it's probably a fair statement for those from the genera Paullinia, Ilex, Coffea, Camellia and 'specially Areca.   


The sibling below me consumes products from species in all of the above.

[Griffin NoName]

It's my favourite cocktail.

The sibling below me has an excellent wiggle factor.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

in my belly 

The sibling below me refuses to diet

[Aggie]

I went the opposite direction.

Unhealthy eating to gain weight....


The sibling below me eats only fruits staring with the letter K.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

How about with vitamin K? (kiwi's are nice but too much of a good thing...)

The sibling below me is crazy about strawberries.

[Opsa]

I am crazy about strawberries, especially when they're hot off the vine.

The sibling below me is bothered by uglifruit.