The Sibling Below Me...

[Alpaca]

And sibilant, too.

The (lowercase) sibling below me is a case study.

[Griffin NoName]

The (uppercrust) sibling below the sibling above studies cases studying themselves.

The sibling below me has seen the blue light.

[Swatopluk]

A nice side effect of travelling beyond the speed of light outside a vacuum

The sibling below me lights the house with Cerenkov bulbs

[Alpaca]

Yes, I do. Happened upon the idea while drinking Molotov Cocktails. The blue is soothing.

The Sibling below me thinks that the flashlight is supposed to work like a Tesla coil.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

actually, I thought that the Tesla coil was supposed to work like a flashlight. maybe i'm getting my light-sensitive inventions mixed up.

the person below me is, simply put, abed.

[Alpaca]

Or should be, at least.

The sibling below me thinks this thread is actually connected to TOP through some quantum hyperbole.

[Swatopluk]

Something involving spin pairs I presume.

The sibling below me takes pleasure in grilling krill, culling bulls and breeding birds (the "and" connects culling and breeding not bulls and birds).

[The Meromorph]

I also Jump Pumps, Hog Dogs, and Find Minds.


The Sibling below me is now thinking of putting me on retainer to find theirs from time to time...

[Opsa]

Oh, would you, could you? I'll go try to find my old retainer. I haven't used it since the seventh grade.

The sibling below me wears a prosthetic forehead on his/her real head.

[Swatopluk]

It's called a helmet.

The sibling below me whips the top

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Perhaps.

The sibling below me likes to meander.

[Swatopluk]

the problem is the vertigo, if I do it too fast

The sibling below me does not realize that sanskdwuh dhdjksm c,heljkejkew, Help!

[Opsa]

I did not know that, but now that you've mentioned it, it's now on my list of eventual study subjects.

The sibling below me dances on the ceiling.

[Swatopluk]

Could somebody please switch of both the ceiling radiator and the gravity reversal device?!

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[The Meromorph]

Memo to Self: Do not go into PUB late in evening if you can't drink alcohol!

The Sibling below me knows exactly what I'm talking about.