Piratical Proverbs - Let's cross Zen with Arghhh

[Opsa]

Silly, a parrotgraf is a pitcher made by a parrot, usually found under his perch.

Mine once made a parrotgraf whot looked like Elvis, all down me back.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I thought that a parrotgraph was a long distance method of communication for parrots, the one replace by the Macawni....

[DaveL]

"Happy" is the purchaser of Big Ron's gourmet range of sausages. For he that doth advertise their products within proverbs is most unscrupulous indeed.

*YArrrrr...Oi think Oi even confused meself with that one.*