Piratical Proverbs - Let's cross Zen with Arghhh

[Griffin NoName]

The Heart is where the Gold is.

[Black Bart]

He who is cast adrift in an Open Boat is not lost,
For the Stars shall guide him.
He who is cast adrift on an Open Boat shall not starve,
For his cabin boy shall nourish him.

[Opsa]

He who is cast adrift in an Open Boat is not alone
For his wenchalicious siblings will hug and pinch him.

[Bluenose]

He who is cast adrift in an Open Boat, yet forgets to insert the bung
Had better be good with the bailing bucket

[anthrobabe]

He who is cast adrift in an open boat had better just watch where they try and insert that bung stopper- or else the wenchalicious siblings will teach him to swim with the sharks.

[Black Bart]

Pirate quiz teams should try to argue less amongst themselves, for they who seek harmony not carnage shall winneth the prize.

[Opsa]

(Yea, verily that is so and a hug to you.)

Zen question: What is the sound of one scalliwag keelhaulin'?

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Indeed Opsa. That question has plagued my inner pirate spirit for many a year.

[Black Bart]

Arrrrrrr, indeed...and if a shipmate be Keelhauled when no one be watchin, deep in the middle o the ocean...has he really been Keelhauled?

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaaaaaaarrrgghh!! That wun keeps me awakes at nite !!

[Black Bart]

Arrrr...He HAS been Keel Hauled judgin by the state on him:

[Opsa]

Y'ARRR... his teef certainly look keelhauled, but would he still ave is oi patch an ear ring?

[Black Bart]

Arrrrrrrr...we Keel hauled im through an Eye Patch an Ear Ring shop!!!

[Opsa]

Well, that was mighty taddy of you!

By the way, a belated happy thousandth post!

[Black Bart]

Why thankee matey...I has enjoyed every one!