The Last Post Game!!!!

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

First Last Post claim on Saturday morning, instead of getting my lunch as I should be doing, instead, I'm wasting my time on meaningless internet forum games that nobody really cares much about anyway, I mean I could go on and on and on about it all day long, but I think my coffee's ready so I'll go get that, instead.

[Griffin NoName]

Last _{First Last Post of Sunday Morning - very early - actually it feels like Saturday night, but technically it isn't - but I've been asleep pretty well 24 hours so it is all a bit meaningless - and my bum hurts like mad so I've posted drivel to a few topics just to show willing and now I am going to try and eliminate my bum altogether - if only I could find a scalpel} Post

[Sibling Chatty]

Last ^{sneeze, sneeze, ouch, sneeze} Post of ouchy sneeziness.

[Swatopluk]

Last _{this is the end} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Last _{no it isn't} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{its the beginning of the end of the beginning} Post

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Last end of the weekend, but beginning of the week Post

[Swatopluk]

Depends on whether one defines Sunday as first or last day of the week.
That does not change any facts about the Last Post of course.

[Griffin NoName]

 Last _{depending on nothing and no one} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{no dependencies?} Post

[Swatopluk]

Last _{that means a war of independence involving Griffins} Post


Could some native English speakers check my lunatic lyrics for spelling and grammar errors and/or give preferences if alternative wordings are given?
http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=395.0;attach=494
http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=395.0;attach=495
http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=395.0;attach=496
Btw, what asylum can you recommend?

[Griffin NoName]

Last _{I never went native. Suggest approaching Goat, or at a pinch, Beagle} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{I'm native of the Andes, so I don't qualify} Post

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Last _{home from long day, again....*sigh*....it's good to be king.  Too bad I'm not king...} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Last _{feeling sad. it's a jungle out there} Post