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[Swatopluk]

But your eardrums are still intact?

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I don't like earmuffs, the music isn't as enjoyable like that and you really look stupid in the first row with earmuffs.

Yeah, but you also look kinda stupid saying "WHAT?!  WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" all the time when you're 40.   

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

My eardrums seem intact (except for the current beeping noise - which is understandable, when having spent almost two hours in the first rows of Clawfinger concert)...

At the age of 40, I plan to have a listening device planted in my ear. I guess by the time, they'll be invisible or something like that...


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[Swatopluk]

But maybe then Disaster Area will visit Earth on their tournee through this part of the galaxy.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

And I'll stand in the first row organising a mosh pit.


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[Swatopluk]

But Hotblack Desiato is (for tax reasons)

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I have to stop drinking.

Last night, I got a call from a friend that she has quit her job and she wants to get hammered.

So we did.


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[Swatopluk]

If I had a hammer...
Or better if I had a complete edition of Hammer Films

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

A hammer should be easy to provide.

The complete edition of Hammer movies is doable, but more expensive and more difficult.


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[Swatopluk]

Some Hammer films are reported to be lost or in a very bad state possibly beyond reconstruction. Alas

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

That's a shame...


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[Swatopluk]

Who could have thought that someone could be interested in the products of a middle class English movie studio decades after it became bankrupt? Tom Cruise is not in a single one of them, neither is Paris Hilton (OK, they have Ursula Undress in one and a lookalike in another).

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*The 45 days should be sufficient, the WIP genre is not very demanding in acting ability or retakes

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

With Paris' recent experience, it's more probable for her to be a guest at Prison Break...


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[anthrobabe]

let's all just hope she doesn't decide to do a Johnny Cash and make an album from/in prison

naaaaaa... she'd be more likely to make a low budget porn vid with low lighting and bad audio and OH! she has done that....

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

But maybe this porn would be actually worth seeing.



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