The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

Aren't yo alcohol goated yourself?

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Is it considered DUI if you're riding a drunk horse, but you're sober?

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

There could be more legal problems if the horse does not own a driving licence.


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[Aggie]

I've ridden on an elephant which was being driven by a drunk....  we were passing other elephants at high speed! 
It was a little scary...  he was .



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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Well, I know I wouldn't let a drunk guy ride me at high speed if I were sober.

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[Sibling Chatty]

Well, the drunk woman in Alabama that crashed her horse into a car got a DUI. I think she deserves a citation for endangering the animal as well.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Was the horse drunk?


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[Swatopluk]

I have heard that riding a cow herd over here needs a driving licence. The question is, are you allowed to use your cell phone while doing it (at least without a "hands-free" device [don't know the exact English term for that]).

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

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[Swatopluk]

"Donkey Riding"

[Chorus:]

Way hey and away we go
Donkey riding, donkey riding
Way hey and away we go
Ridin' on a donkey.

Was you ever in Quebec
Launchin' timber on the deck?
Where ya break yer bleedin' neck
Ridin' on a donkey!

[Chorus]

Was you ever 'round Cape Horn
Where the weather's never warm?
Wished to God you'd never been born
Ridin' on a donkey.

[Chorus]

Was you ever in Miramichi
Where ye tie up to a tree,
An' the girls sit on yer knee?
Ridin' on a donkey

[Chorus]

Was you ever in Fortune Bay
See the girls all shout, "Hooray!"?
"Here comes dad with ten weeks pay
Riding on a donkey."

[Chorus]

Was you ever in London-town
See the King he does come down?
See the King in his golden crown
Riding on a donkey

[Chorus]

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*Fitting, according to tradition Jesus rode into Jerusalem on this thursday of the year on a (female) donkey

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Ugh, is it Easter already?

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[Swatopluk]

Haven't you been attacked by the fluffy bunnies of doom yet

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[Griffin NoName]

Beware the fluffy donkeys of doom.

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

And here they are!  Look!

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Oh my... There are so fluffyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...



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