The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Some consider them a delicacy, others an aphrodisiac.

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[Swatopluk]

I think you are confusing something

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[Griffin NoName]

I don't know of any sentient things.

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[Swatopluk]

Overrated anyway

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[Griffin NoName]

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[Swatopluk]

virus literally means slime. Nice compliment 

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[Griffin NoName]

Ok then,

If I were a carpenter
and you were a lady,
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my baby?

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I imagine having a carpenter as a husband can be useful.

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[Opsa]

Well, be fair, having a lady for a spouse might be useful, too.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A lady in the nobiliary sense?

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[Griffin NoName]

Actually, of course, two men can marry each other now. Do they  both need to be carpenters?

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[Opsa]

Only if one accepts the other one's last name, and the other one's last name is Carpenter.

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[Swatopluk]

Not to be confused with the Carpenter effect.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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