The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

It's worse with milkshakes

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[Griffin NoName]

There aint no sanity clause.  Groucho  Marx

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[Swatopluk]

One day Santa went crazy Weird Al Yankovic

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Edit: something completely different
What does it say about me, that at first reading I took 'rape' as a verb in the headline "Former Miss World helps rape survivors" and asked myslef 'survivors of what? The typhoon in Asia?'

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The first time I read it in the same way.

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[Swatopluk]

In a normal sentence there would of course be a 'to' before the verb but in a headline this would often get dropped, I assume.
It reminded me of old German discussions about dropping capitalization. A standard phrase used to demonstrate the problems with that was 'ich habe in moskau liebe genossen' which can be read as either 'I have dear comrades in Moscow' or 'I enjoyed love in Moscow'.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[Swatopluk]

I have not yet been to Moscow

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[Griffin NoName]

The cherry trees will be on the birch, the tea is in the samavar.

Perhaps you are right to be suspicious of miss world, what sort of person would want to be miss world?

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[Swatopluk]

If you ask me, I know a lot of girls (by sight) that I'd find far more attractive than the usual 'Miss' candidates. And it's not just because the candidates seem all too often to have pawned their brains to pay the entrance fee (I assume there is one).

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[Griffin NoName]

They want their own. Miss Zombie of the Year would stop that.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I wonder if it's Miss Zombie or Miss Frankenstein considering all the modified body parts.

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[Swatopluk]

Zombie hookers are sought after.

For side effects of body modifications in vampires watch 'Lesbian Vampire Killers'.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I fear to ask sought by whom...

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[Swatopluk]

It seems you don't know enough bad movies.

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[Griffin NoName]

Just doesn't know enough zombie hookers.............

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