The Last Post Game!!!!

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Last _{I think poetry is for sissies and girls with cooties....I want to be a LUMBERJACK...not a sissy poet...}Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A sibling is sissy at Last
his cooties prevent him from Post
his marbles are dealt and then lost
as he finds his beloved lumberjack

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

That doesn't really rhyme....

Last _{morgphomgohmogohmgoh} post

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Last _{oh yeah? YOU try to find a word that rhymes with 'aggle'} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

gaggle, as in geese? you could mispronounce Bagel. Dangle maybe, as a slant.

Last _{you could use rhymezone.com} post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Those rhymes are now things from the past
because words in the desert are vast
so regardless of haggle
it still rhymes with gaggle
making this Post the most and grand Last

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

So now you try a limmerick
It is an interesting pick
So I must say Last here
And I must say Post there
Because they do not rhyme with lick.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Last ^{I have always preferred free-verse} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

Last _{I prefer the Snark} Post

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Last ^{_{not rhyming, no not even a tiny bit}} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

Last _{I can make you rhyme, you stupid git} Post

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Last aaah, but _I_ did not write that last line, did I?  No I did not.  I refuse to rhyme...it's for sissies.  And girls.  With cooties..... (where's my lumberjack axe?  Oh, there it is, right next to my brasserie....) Post

[Swatopluk]

L for last
A for at my mercy
S for stupid to argue with that
T for try anything and you'll regret it
   for your chnces to retrieve it
P for pity you
O oh my  supreme being, he took the Last Post again
S  stupid of me to expect otherwise
T Täterätääääääääääääääääääääääää

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Last Post.

That's it.  No poems, no rhymes, no jokes, no MPFC references, no nothing.

Top that, if you dare!

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

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