The Last Post Game!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

Never mind the cake. Why was Mero summoned. Was it a parking offence?

Last _{no parking} Post

[The Meromorph]

I trust good honest master.
I do not trust people who say bad things.
Master give Mero good cake.
Mero takes Last Post to give to worthy and illuminated master.

Mero tastes cake. Good cake. Kindly generous master.

Not say bad things not Not NOT!

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

All your Last Post belong to Grey.

[The Meromorph]

Mero knows Grey is now Pirate.
Pirate is lying Blaggard.
Mero not remonstrate when Pirate say bad things,
Mero will hold Last Post safe from Pirate. Give to gentle master.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Mero is also a pirate, if memory serves. And a better one than I. Therefore, in order to assure the safety of the Last Post, I will take it for now.

_{By taking the Last Post, you, the taker, assure the holder (Scriblerus), that you will 'take' the Last Post, but it shall always remain the holder's in all truth. By taking the Last Post, you also bind all future takers of the Last Post to this agreement, since they will be willingly taking the Last Post from your possession.}


Last _{Hey, I'm just practicing for my future career} Post

[Pachyderm]

I refute your suggestion that the LP will, in perpetuity, belong to you, despite not being in your possession.

I refute this by the Ancient Charters of habeas corpus, in flagrante delicto, alea jacta est, caveat emptor, non licet omnibus adire Corinthum and si vis pacem para bellum.


Last _{Latin is fun} Post

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Refute it all you like. You agreed to it by taking the LP.


Last _{Latin means NOTHING} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand snatch!

last post

[Aphos]

Qwerty, you are a bad boy.  And far too young to have the

Last adults only Post

[Swatopluk]

Indeeeeeeeeeeed!
The Last Post is toast not cake!

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Last _{who said anything about toast?} Post

[Swatopluk]

The caretaker of the Last Post

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Which is forever mine, via a legal agreement Pachy entered by taking the Last Post.

 

[Swatopluk]

Last Post removed to Sandwich Islands for toasting (nonalcoholic)

[Griffin NoName]

All wrong. I am right.

I have it.

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