The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Mmm, sounds thrilling... 

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[Aggie]

I seem to have no problem finding flask.  Plastic pocket (full of soju) flask for $1!


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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I want my flask!!!!!


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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

Obvious exits are North, South, and Dennis.

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[Swatopluk]

I guess it is one of those "you are chained to the wall" situations.
> Search haystack for needle
I don't understand the word "haystack"
> search hay
I can't "search" the hay
> look hay
It seems to be ordinary hay
> move hay
You can't move the hay
> take hay
When you take the hay, a needle hidden in it stings your finger
> take needle
What needle?
> burn hay
It's too wet to burn
> manipulate hay
When you search through the hay, you find a needle in it
> open chain with needle
You don't have the needle
> take needle
You now have a needle
> open chain with needle
You can't do that
> look chain
There is a lock on the chain
> open lock
You can't open it that way
> open lock with needle
After some time you are able to open the lock with the needle
> take flask
You now have a flask
> look flask
It contains an oily liquid
> open door
The door is locked
> open door with needle
You can't do that
> open lock with needle
What lock?
> unlock door with needle
The needle brakes, when you try to unlock the door with it
> throw bottle against door
I do not understand the word "against"
> throw door with bottle
You can only attack the door
> attack door with bottle
A violent explosion tears the door apart.
Unfortunately you are heavily injured by the explosion
You lose 37 hitpoints
The explosion has alarmed the guards
20 heavily armed guards attack you
> attack guards with needle
You broke the needle when you tried to unlock the door
> attack guards with hay
19 of the 20 guards have acute attacks of hayfever and fall down dead
1 heavily armed gurad attacks you
You lose 12 hitpoints
Warning: You only have one hitpoint left
> kiss guard
The guard falls in love with you and you two emigrate to Los Angeles, marry and live happily ever after.
The End

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[anthrobabe]

I get it,
you are playing two games at once

me- I like to concentrate
I'm also really good in staring contests


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[Griffin NoName]

> stab troll with needle
No one's ever tried to do that before. Are you out of your mind?

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Mmm, let's see... I'm gonna play

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

Ok, I got a new one.


You find yourself in a room. In this room is a lucious, delicious pie just waiting to be eaten. But between you and this pie, is an orc.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Honey Pie - The Beatles

She was a working girl
North of England way
Now she's hit the big time
In the U.S.A.
And if she could only hear me
This is what I'd say.

Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home.

Oh honey pie my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
of your Hollywood song.

You became a legend of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you
Makes me weak in the knee.

Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic
Sail across the Atlantic
To be where you belong.

Honey pie, come back to me.

I like it like that,
Oohh, I like this kinda, hot kind of music.
Hot kind of music, play it to me,
Play it to me Hollywood blues

Will the wind that blew her boat
Across the sea
Kindly send her sailing back to me.

Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home.
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Oh, wait, wasn't this the lyrics chain thread?

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[Swatopluk]

You put on the One Ring, walk around the orc, put the pie into your inventory and walk back to your former position. While the orc is looking where the pie has gone, you can pickpocket him.

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*those rarely eat pies, so it will just shred the orc.

[Bluenose]

Shakes head slowly, mutters to self.  As leaving the dungeon, quietly pockets the last post

[Swatopluk]

I think we (that means I) have to open a text adventure thread where I can emulate the bad parsing skills of many of them.

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[Griffin NoName]

Try saying Hello Sailor....... I have the best hints

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

I was raised on Animaniacs,where's it's always "heloooooo nurse!"

though I suppose there's little difference, these days.

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