The Last Post Game!!!!

[Bruder Cuzzen]

I'm taking this thread back to the basic LAST POST! ( and will be my last for a week or two ) cya all later!

[Swatopluk]

Rück er den letzten Pfosten raus oder er wird an die Jung-Tintenfische verfüttert (er, nicht der Pfosten).
Derselbige wird benötigt, Unsere Ansprüche auf das letzte Wort allhier zu unterstreichen.
Zuwiderhandlung wird mit Entzug geahndet.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

The crabbies will take the last post now.

Thank you...


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[Swatopluk]

They won't take anything once bathed in wine sauce

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

But I will with pleasure...


Last _{where's the wine?} Post

[Swatopluk]

Behind the grape

Last _{crapby jokes} Post

[Pachyderm]

Is a hangover the wrath of grapes?

Last _{philosophical} Post

[anthrobabe]

the grapes get really "wrathed up" if one leaves them to become
raisins in the sun

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I like raisins......

...... they're very good when soaked in rum......


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[Swatopluk]

Anyone trampling out the vintage?

Last _{owning a vintage car doesn't grant a licence for drunk driving} Post

[Pachyderm]

Scotland is not famous for its vinyards. Alas.

Last _{we make good malts} though

[Swatopluk]

Officially Berlin has the most northerly vinyard (eternal debate with some places in Brandenburg that claim otherwise).
Very special wine (would be quite expensive, if it were for trade as opposed to political presents).

Last I didn't say good wine Post

[Pachyderm]

I now have a vision of two Highlanders, leaning on the gate, chatting, as a third walks up the lane, kilt flapping, with purple stained legs.

"He's a rare man fer the tramplin', yon Donald MacDonald of MacDonald.2

"Aye, pity he willna get oot tae pee, like."

Last _{it's the perfect garment for fornication and micturation} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Last _{I got nothing more to say} Post

[Swatopluk]

Climate change will shift the wine line North (not much South due to lack of land in the Southern hemisphere).

Last _{Svalbard Icedrop Rosé, here we come} Post