The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

maybe he just bleeds alot.

but it's not harmful.

as it's all alcohol.

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[Aggie]

Mozzies have good chemical sensors - doubtless they could smell the alcohol from miles away. 
I suspect they also can detect esters, since they bite more if one eats sweet fruit.  Garlic tends to hamper them (always thought that this could be the origin of the vampiric connection).


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[Swatopluk]

We shouldn't have shed that thick fur (but then we would have that tick problem again).

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[Aggie]

Fur does little, as animals in the northern climes will tell you.  Once you're in muskeg country, it's miserable for anything with warm blood.


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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Yup.  Best just to sit in a boat out of skeeter-range of shore.

Last _{or get yourself a beekeper outfit} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Or be cold-blooded...


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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Not sure if the skeeters care whose blood they drink.  I have no lizards on which to test.

Last _{and leaving them to have their blood sucked out sounds needlessly cruel} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Cruelty is just a word...



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[Griffin NoName]

If I can smell alcohol on people a mile off, I bet mosquitos can too.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I can smell unopened bottles a mile off...


Or can I hear the voices calling me to drink them?


Last _{oh, those voices again} Post

[Pachyderm]

Had a friend at University whose nickname was BeerMagnet.

He once fell into someones hedge while relieving himself at about 3 in the morning. And stood up holding a six pack of unopened, cold ( it was in Aberdeen ) lager.

Last _{hushed reverence for the beer-finding talents} Post

[Aggie]

I've found beer stashed in an ice machine before - after predicting the find several hours in advance.



Last _{you just have to think like a beer} Post

[Pachyderm]

Last _{thinking like a beer right now} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

What does a beer think about?

Does it think about being drunk?


Last _{and does it realize that I will be the drinker eventually?} Post

[Aggie]

Oh, it WANTS to be drunk.  And so do I.... 


Last _{funny, I detect beer within a 20 m radius, but I'm at work} Post