The Last Post Game!!!!

[Griffin]

Perhaps it is knocking off pedestals? It's also taking down a peg or two.

Last _{that nasty little man is starting a Brexit party Newspaper. Where is the money?} Post

[Swatopluk]

If you mean, where is the money from, I assume some RW 'philanthropist' with deep pockets.

Last _{although for a time pure propaganda rags can be profitable also} Post

[Griffin]

Suspected is some Facist Russian source, if not Trump. Turning backs on Ode to Joy rather pathetic.

Last _{£92 billion loss estimate on no-deal} Post

[Swatopluk]

If so, it's unlikely to originate from the Russian state directly.

Last _{Ras Putin prefers to play it subtle} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Putin is very happy to see the chaos but in all fairness he doesn't need to do much.

Last _{how long did it take to stabilize Britain since the last time it broke ties with the continent?} Post

*Sorry for the long delay, been a bit busy

[Swatopluk]

This time the Atlantikwall will be on the opposite shore.
Any plans to seize the French channel islands this time?
But this time it has to be you limeys manning the cardboard box.

https://earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/weird-steampunk-arms-race-between-napoleon-and-england-6.jpg

Last _{but find out first whose long-term plan it was to clone Trump and give the copy a fake bio in order to become PM in time of crisis in the UK} Post

Btw, Brexit sounds like some cheap cookie ripoff. Don't fall for cheap imitations.
Boris would actually not look more ridiculous with a Boney hat than without. Plus the guy can even speak French fluently. A conspiracy I say.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Wasn't Boris the eternal bane of David Cameron since Eton?

Last _{although younger, it's really incredible how many parallels with Agent Orange, including that he was born in NY} Post

[Swatopluk]

But Boris is the sweeter poison (Revelation 10:9).
Donald manages to be a potent laxative, emetic and poison (although the former two usually work in opposition to the latter).

Last _{on the road to hell the entertainment better be good} Post

[Aphos]

"Boris Johnson is an educated Trump." -- Jonathon Pie

Last _{Both lie through their teeth.  How can they possibly trust each other?} Post

[Swatopluk]

People that always lie are reliable and thus at least partially trustworthy.

Last _{the problem are people that lie only most of the time} Post

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Edit: I hate to admit it but this Sokoban/Warehouse Guy miniature puzzle defeats me. Can anyoen/body here help me with that?

[Swatopluk]

Hello! Anybody still alive or only the ghosts of squidlings past?

Last Post?

[Aggie]

Living and busy!  Bought 5 acres this summer, planning to build in the spring, back to school this fall for my last round of education in the dark arts (electrical).

Last _{and the talk of the townsfolk is already turning excitedly to snow} Post

[Swatopluk]

I'd love to see some real snow around here again too. The kind that does not instantly melt when hitting the ground or just stays until sunrise after falling at midnight. But hopes are not high in particular after this hot and dry summer (breaking several records again).
Shops are already selling Xmas stuff (September 1st has become the regular start of that season some years ago).

Last _{the, hopefully, last heat wave just ended} Post

Edit:
Inspired by a discussion on another forum yesterday I parodied a famous nonsense poem by grand master Lewis Carroll.

Jabba-bonky

Twas twitcarl and the slimbcile waoaves
Did volpone and whisdog in the bimb
All ginmys were the incelovs
And the maga outbrimb

Beware the jabba-bonky, lass
The kissing maw the pussy grab
Beware of reapish moss cow midge
Shun linseed gray hame scab

AOC tagged the Teigen tweet
The bloatful foe there to deflate
With her cool squad for the orange sod
She congressed then in wait

And while they femproud held their place
The Jabba-bonk atwit in flame
Covfefed through the moran space
And race-broaled without shame

6-9! 6-9! Let's brine the swine!
The Teigen tweet went hashatag
So viral smooth with words uncouth
Deliverslams its smack

And havt youse smacked the Jabba-bonk?
Embrace we now the lassies brave
Oh fringy time! Good clime! Bells chime!
In frant they tapped the clave

Twas twitcarl and the slimbcile waoaves
Did volpone and whisdog in the bimb
All ginmys were the incelovs
And the maga outbrimb

"'Twas twitcarl' means 10pm", said Trumpy Gumby, "when Trump has watched Tucker Carlson and prepares his first round of evening tweets. 'slimbcile' is a portmanteau of slimy and imbecile. 'waoves' is a species of pundit, oafish and always on the warpath."...
to volpone = spreading sly lies
to whisdog = to dogwhistle as an ensemble (aka liejazz)
bimb = a bimbotron disguised as a TV news studio
ginmys = in the state of gin filled sorrow about the mystery of the female
incelov = a Russian incel
maga (needs no explanation)
to outbrimb = to be filled with ourage to the brim

[Aphos]

And today is National Gibberish Day!

https://www.checkiday.com/1c8d5e0f1e0053fb2ec4e450c3b21e02/national-gibberish-day

Last _{twirligig is dotted in a far reaching hospital dalmatian} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Some people may argue that I speak in gibberish all the time.

Last _{either they don't understand me or they pretend they don't} Post