The Last Post Game!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

Never. Never.

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[Swatopluk]

Go thee to a shrubbery, Ophidia!

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[Griffin NoName]

Have you got a cold in your dose?

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[Swatopluk]

No, there is no young mail hose in my tin

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[Griffin NoName]

That's a whole can of worms.

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[Swatopluk]

Is that batter than a cannot full of eels?

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[Griffin NoName]

Battered heels need larger shoos.

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[Swatopluk]

or a chat-a-nougat chute shoe drain

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[Griffin NoName]

Pardon me Boss.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The chief and the chef.

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[Swatopluk]

In German the term for 'chef' is 'Chefkoch' (chief cook; chief chef so to say) oder Küchenchef (kitchen chief)

Ein Mops* kam in die Küche
Und stahl dem Koch ein Ei
Da nahm der Koch den Löffel
Und schlug den Mops zu Brei

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*a pug dog. In German 'mopsen' is also a slang word for 'to steal'

[Griffin NoName]

Did someone mention Chekhov?

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[Swatopluk]

The gunman in the cherry orchard with uncle Wanja's trousers or the Enterprise guy?

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[Griffin NoName]

Starship Enterprise? I think that was some time after the Cherry Orchard was written.

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[Swatopluk]

At a time when the Czechs had to pretend to be Austrians, iirc

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