The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

the last will be lead

Are you suggesting that posters be filled with lead.

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[Griffin NoName]

I already have enough mercury in my teeth. Where will this lead?

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[Swatopluk]

All natural decay ends at lead

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

But weights are more often made of iron.

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[Swatopluk]

High quality weights are gold or at least gilded

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[Griffin NoName]

A man from the National Physical Laboratory had the mobile phone joke played on him on the Michael MacIntyre Chat Show this week.

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[Swatopluk]

What mobile phone joke? Some kind of Prince Albert in a can?

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[Griffin NoName]

Michael MacIntyre asks for someone in audience to give him their phone. Then taps out a message: like: we haven't been seeing enough of each other. Let's meet soon." and then presses Send All. Later,  he retrieves replies to the message and reads them out to the audience who fall about laughing. None of the replies so far have been in the least bit amusing, except possibly one from a vicar.

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[Swatopluk]

Are they shown laughing or could it be the laughing track?

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[Griffin NoName]

Probably laughing gas.

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[Swatopluk]

Far too unreliable

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[Griffin NoName]

Donald Duck (Helium) then.

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[Swatopluk]

That's Mickey Mouse.

Maybe they have all remote controlled ticklers in their socks

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[Griffin NoName]

If they wear socks.

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[Swatopluk]

Yes, it did remove my Last Post that said:

Shoes may do too

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