The unlikely headline game

[Sibling Chatty]

We regret the above misuse of the word "transplant". The procedure Miss Hilton underwent was actually an implant proceedure.

Surgeons say that a really sweet pink changepurse vill be knitted with the fluff found inside Miss Hilton's cranial cavity at the time of the operation.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

We regret the above misuse of the word "transplant". The procedure Miss Hilton underwent was actually an implant proceedure.

Surgeons say that a really sweet pink changepurse vill be knitted with the fluff found inside Miss Hilton's cranial cavity at the time of the operation.

I understand that they had to be VERY careful, when opening Ms Hilton's skull - lest the vaccuum inside cause an implosion in the operating room.

[Swatopluk]

Paris Hilton cloned by guy looking like Gregory Peck
Authorities suspect evil intent

[Okay, what's that alluding to?]

[Black Bart]

The referee was magnificent, sais Jose Mourinho.

[Swatopluk]

Saddam condemned to become new Prime Minister of Iraq
"Death is just too good for him and he is probably the only one who could handle that job", US ambassador Khalilzad is quoted

[Aphos]

Republicans Cheer Election Results

"It's time someone else get the blame." says outgoing Speaker of the House.

[Black Bart]

Saddam Hussain ate my Hamster. (added to charges)

[Swatopluk]

Republicans Cheer Election Results

"It's time someone else get the blame." says outgoing Speaker of the House.

Something like this is actually happening. Not from Hastert though but from the right fringe that see Bush as a traitor to the cause. And add Rush Limbaugh.

Retarded movie freak shoots Ahnold
"Don't you see? It's the Terminator!"

[Griffin NoName]

Reed hands management of the Home Office to the Panorama Team

The Government today announced that they will no longer be driven by the Media. The Home Office is thought to be only the first of many Departments to be handed over for the benefit of informed leadership.

[Aphos]

While I would say this is a very unlikely headline, it also just happens to be real...

Giant Snails Invading Barbados

BRIDGETOWN, Barbados (AP) - A breed of giant, ravenous snails that first appeared in Barbados five years ago has thrived on the tropical island, destroying crops and prompting calls for the government to eliminate the slimy pests.

A nocturnal ``snail hunt'' last weekend reported finding hundreds of thousands of giant African snails swarming the central parish of St. George, the country's agricultural heartland where farmers had complained of damage to crops including sugar cane, bananas and papayas.

From Netscape News

[Swatopluk]

Congress decides in favor of balance-plus budget
We will repay our national debts 1 billion per week minimum.
In order to achieve this, we will abolish ICBM defense, reform the bidding process for military contracts (only fixed costs and 5% profit maximum), will scrap pork projects, revoke top-bracket tax loopholes etc.

In related news: Invasion of airborne suidae in the Northeast

[The Black Spot]

"We were secret lovers" says Clint Eastwood at Jack Palance's memorial service

[Swatopluk]

Sylvester Stallone wins best actor oscar for his role as Romeo

[Aphos]

Elvis Found Living In Dumpster In Topeka

[Swatopluk]

John Lennon's death faked. He's going to marry ex-wife to be of Paul McCartney as soon as possible.