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The Continuous Briny Fable

Started by DaveL, October 02, 2006, 07:22:09 AM

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Bluenose

#465
August 02, 2009, 06:58:55 AM
...whereupon the little blighter was set before an enormous pile of potatoes and given a vege peeler.  Madam Fifi chained the brat to the floor and informed him that unless all the spuds were peeled in time to be roasted for dinner, there would be no rum for him.  Deeply shaken, Nefyu picked up the peeler in one hand and a potato in the other and began to...
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Griffin NoName

#466
August 02, 2009, 04:44:05 PM

........scratched his head. He had no idea what to do. So he.................
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pieces o nine

#467
August 03, 2009, 12:18:19 AM
...began t' complayne an makye vereeyus irritaytin noises huntil Madam Fifi's spirit broke. She hunchayned 'im an flugn im outsoide wivout supper *or* run, were 'e...
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

DaveL

#468
August 03, 2009, 10:31:43 AM
...started calling out for his favourite pet dinosaur named...
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

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Bruder Cuzzen

#469
August 05, 2009, 05:35:55 AM
... Teddy , Teddy was tan in color and resembled a brontosaurus , the wool that encased thee eider duck down was well worn from years of playtime and illusions of grand mayhem . He was summoned once more to wreak havoc .
" Hokay Teddy , I comane ya ta go scare Anty Fifi ,
an she gunna wun away ,
an den we wull share tha pie she maked ,
an den ...

DaveL

#470
August 05, 2009, 12:44:29 PM
...we'll eat a mysterious source of protein, most likely this prehistoric...
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Griffin NoName

#471
August 05, 2009, 04:51:13 PM

...........penguin, which will upset the Greenpeace folk no end and.........
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DaveL

#472
August 06, 2009, 02:04:52 AM
...made them hungry for some deep fried Walrus instead. 

Back in New Portsmouth, there had been much discussion in high circles that...
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nefyuBB

#473
August 06, 2009, 05:30:33 AM
... thet sumfing sumfing sumfing or sumfing  ...

pieces o nine

#474
August 06, 2009, 06:29:58 AM
...a local lawyering family, universally loathed for their lack of ethics and morals, the senior partner (William Jennings Something) was being investigated for ...
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Bluenose

#475
August 06, 2009, 08:34:39 AM
...wearing trouser with no visible means of....
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

nefyuBB

#476
August 06, 2009, 10:31:37 AM
... ove xkap eckape egret egritz  agriss ta git owt of ...

DaveL

#477
August 06, 2009, 10:51:31 AM
...of a sticky situation involving a glue pot, and piece of sticky tape and a....
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This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Griffin NoName

#478
August 06, 2009, 10:56:23 AM
..........divining rod last used in Madam Fifi's parlour for...................
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beagle

#479
August 06, 2009, 09:22:05 PM
......strapping up a particularly reluctant......
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