The Continuous Briny Fable

[Griffin NoName]

......nod. The driver misunderstood and thought Phil was propositioning him. He leapt out of the cab and got out his.....................

[Black Bart]

...log book....'Look here', said the Cabby, 'I had Henry Kelly in me cab last week.'

Phil looked worried: 'You HAD Henry Kelly...no wonder he never turned up at The Admiral Benbow, he must have had a really sore...

[Bruder Cuzzen]

...tail after the driver slammed the door on him , " ouch ! , just for that , there's no tip for you man ! "

The driver choose the bumpiest cobblestone road he could find , the jostling of the cab tossed the rodent about compounding the pain in his stub of a tail .

" Oh me , this tail is getting shorter and more flaccid all the time , and I was going to surprise Lil on Valentines Day with a good...

[Black Bart]

...rendition of...

[Griffin NoName]

....the Sound of Music. Now I'll have to substitute............

[Bruder Cuzzen]

... a falsetto becos ove ...

[Griffin NoName]

......the state of my............

[Black Bart]

...Von Trapps.  The family Von Trapp had seen better times, even Maria Von Trapp was working as a ...

[Griffin NoName]

..... night porter for the Count of Monte Christo, which included washing his.............

[Aphos]

<Oh, thank goodness.  Someone has resurrected this thread and saved Phil and Lil from oblivion.>

.........socks and dirty windows.  Once, while washing his bedroom window, Maria saw the Count......

[Griffin NoName]

.........trying to shove something up his............

[Aphos]

..........mistress's..........

[Bruder Cuzzen]

... mattress's ...

[Aphos]

.......bed covering.  As the Count pulled out his........

[Griffin NoName]

......wad of bank notes from under the mattress, Maria nearly lost her............