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Marry Our Daughter?

Started by ivor, September 04, 2007, 07:15:41 PM

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Opsa

Quote from: Alpaca on September 04, 2007, 10:43:38 PM
Kinda reminds me of this.

That is so unfair of Daryl! I was getting set to move to Utah and share a life with him and my current spouse, but he only accepts up to age 45 unless touching is restricted. Oh well, I guess he can afford to be choosy.

Scriblerus the Philosophe

Love the series of mug shots on the husband site.  ::)
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

anthrobabe

It all just has to be a hoax

please- it just has to be

in anycase

Belinda:
age 13(for the really nasty old men among you)
Belinda was caught holding hands at church and now we are afraid she is in the family way. Not sure how to tell- so be aware that with our daughter you might have a ready made family. You are buying her and any children she might bless you with.
Belinda is subservient, has no thoughts of self worth, happy to perform menial labor or work like a dray horse on your farm/ranch, is a sparse eater, requires no outside entertainment-like movies and such, and just generally knows her place in the world.
Belinda says she is looking forward to meeting her new lord and master.
:mrgreen:
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Opsa

Rev. Ichabod Huckster will make a bid only if she agrees to ride in the trunk of his car with his other wives.

Sibling Chatty

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ivor

That site got 60 million hits!  Holy Cow!

anthrobabe

So now we know how to get amazing hit numbers
auction off someone

sad that is was completely pervert driven( underage girls to be "wed" to adult men)

glad it was a hoax

Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Bruder Cuzzen

It's a hoax !? Dang it all ! I was ready to propose .( I saw a bargain 7K )

anthrobabe

Quote from: Bruder Cuzzen on December 20, 2007, 03:12:03 PM
It's a hoax !? Dang it all ! I was ready to propose .( I saw a bargain 7K )

naughty Pirate!
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Saranac Otter

Quote from: MentalBlock996 on September 04, 2007, 07:15:41 PM
You gotta see this.

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

This has to be a gag.
Shouldn't this site be "Buy our Daughter"?  The biggest joke were the prices for marrying a child.  Though I did notice a $5k price tag on one - quick buy her before she runs away.   Another title could be Pedophiles R Us.