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Swatopluk

#3060
November 03, 2009, 08:57:25 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

#3061
November 03, 2009, 08:30:21 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness

Griffin NoName

#3062
November 04, 2009, 12:21:46 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#3063
November 04, 2009, 08:22:12 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

#3064
November 06, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge

Swatopluk

#3065
November 06, 2009, 07:15:41 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

#3066
November 06, 2009, 08:28:26 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

#3067
November 06, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#3068
November 06, 2009, 11:39:30 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#3069
November 07, 2009, 09:15:51 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

#3070
November 07, 2009, 09:36:05 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

#3071
November 08, 2009, 09:15:42 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#3072
November 08, 2009, 11:15:47 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#3073
November 09, 2009, 08:43:18 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#3074
November 09, 2009, 02:48:54 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

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