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Pachyderm

#1860
January 20, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Aphos

#1861
January 20, 2009, 08:31:38 PM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

#1862
January 21, 2009, 09:54:03 AM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos

#1863
January 22, 2009, 03:18:06 AM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics. 
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

#1864
January 22, 2009, 09:09:00 AM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics. 
Agriefed by
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

#1865
January 22, 2009, 09:59:13 AM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.
Agriefed by mass transit
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

#1866
January 22, 2009, 10:58:50 AM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.
Agriefed by mass transit delays in
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#1867
January 22, 2009, 06:01:02 PM

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Gloria The Camel

#1868
January 22, 2009, 08:02:45 PM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.
Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion

Opsa

#1869
January 22, 2009, 08:13:58 PM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon,

Swatopluk

#1870
January 23, 2009, 08:51:31 AM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

#1871
January 23, 2009, 01:45:19 PM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

#1872
January 23, 2009, 03:40:20 PM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos

#1873
January 24, 2009, 07:29:31 AM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence. 
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

#1874
January 24, 2009, 10:56:22 AM
Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.
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