Two word story

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him

[Sibling Chatty]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor.

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged owner of

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged owner of said pachyderm

[Opsa]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged owner of said pachyderm sued the

[Sibling Chatty]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery Tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged owner of said pachyderm sued the pants off







Note: Chatty's peculiar form of OCD has resulted in the capitalization of the Avery Island manufactured brand of Louisiana Hot Sauce, just in case the Brand Police check in on us.

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery Tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged owner of said pachyderm sued the pants off Doctor Yes

[Alpaca]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery Tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged owner of said pachyderm sued the pants off Doctor Yes, who had

[beagle]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery Tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged owner of said pachyderm sued the pants off Doctor Yes, who had surprisingly small

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery Tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged owner of said pachyderm sued the pants off Doctor Yes, who had surprisingly small tolerance for

[Sibling Chatty]

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery Tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks, dousing him with flavor. The enraged owner of said pachyderm sued the pants off Doctor Yes, who had surprisingly small tolerance for legal proceedings.


CHAPTER EIGHT?

[Alpaca]

Chapter Eight

"Help!" The

[Aphos]

Chapter Eight

"Help!" The blind wombat

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Eight

"Help!" The blind wombat in the