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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Swatopluk

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco bell menu
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2015, 01:15:12 AM
Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom


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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Aphos

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Griffin NoName

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

Chaper 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.