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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Roland Deschain

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars

I wrote the above two words without reading anything by the last partial sentence. Is this weird, or did my brain register the word "cigar" subconsciously?
"I love cheese" - Buffy Summers


Swatopluk

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke

Griffin NoName

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke blew in
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke blew in every direction
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke blew in every direction and caused

Swatopluk

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke blew in every direction and caused consternation amongst
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke blew in every direction and caused consternation amongst the monkeys.

Swatopluk

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke blew in every direction and caused consternation amongst the monkeys. But the
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke blew in every direction and caused consternation amongst the monkeys. But the Monkey God

Griffin NoName

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke blew in every direction and caused consternation amongst the monkeys. But the Monkey God, famous for
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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"Schools closing!" kids shrieked, and GOPsters high-fived as inner-city football stars invested in new T-shirts. Elena Bluespan began singing a Yiddish version of La Marseillaise and all goyim joined in without courses in genuflecting or bible-bashing.

Suddenly, a huge saxaphone blasted very quiet notes surprising even David Bowie out of his nap. Quick-drawing his structural design blueprints of The Church of DOOOOOM!!!! from Level Pink C, Martian spiders settled on real estate agents in large numbers. That had little effect from monetary fleecing and fiscal friction leaving a bitter aftertaste that reminded everyone that the exchange of bodily fluids was an idea past its original ickiness and so the war cry boomed all over the planet. Unlike scientists, Bowie believed with all his brain tissue eaten that he would never be able to fleece pop stars or fop ticklers. Some among the Amazonian women from Bulgaria had passports -- clearly forged -- and piercings above their tattoed temples. It was no coincidence to Bowie and his roadie that the Bulgarian Amazons filtered cigars through customs in hollowed out bananas. Everyone but monkeys lit cigars using specialized Olympic flames of green. The smoke blew in every direction and caused consternation amongst the monkeys. But the Monkey God, famous for pranks of
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.