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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Griffin NoName

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons uknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Pachyderm

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons uknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons uknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons uknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons uknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches, Herr Schnitzelgruber
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches, Herr Schnitzelgruber wrinkled his
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches, Herr Schnitzelgruber wrinkled his oil-soaked napkin
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches, Herr Schnitzelgruber wrinkled his oil-soaked napkin into a
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches, Herr Schnitzelgruber wrinkled his oil-soaked napkin into an origami crane
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches, Herr Schnitzelgruber wrinkled his oil-soaked napkin into an origami crane and loaded
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches, Herr Schnitzelgruber wrinkled his oil-soaked napkin into an origami crane and loaded 20 crates
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches, Herr Schnitzelgruber wrinkled his oil-soaked napkin into an origami crane and loaded 20 crates of fire-crackers
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons unknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite nastily swollen canopic jars of mosaic chips. Cursing the lack of proper matches, Herr Schnitzelgruber wrinkled his oil-soaked napkin into an origami crane and loaded 20 crates of fire-crackers onto Emilio's
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.