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Swatopluk

#7530
August 12, 2012, 12:44:09 AM

Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#7531
August 12, 2012, 04:02:54 AM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#7532
August 12, 2012, 10:08:54 AM

Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

#7533
August 12, 2012, 04:27:44 PM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the

Griffin NoName

#7534
August 12, 2012, 07:45:22 PM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Opsa

#7535
August 13, 2012, 04:58:40 PM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode

Swatopluk

#7536
August 13, 2012, 05:17:57 PM

Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode their destitute
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Roland Deschain

#7537
August 13, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode their destitute drug mules
"I love cheese" - Buffy Summers

Griffin NoName

#7538
August 14, 2012, 09:11:02 PM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode their destitute drug mules into the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#7539
August 14, 2012, 09:18:14 PM

Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode their destitute drug mules into the pottery stands
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#7540
August 15, 2012, 01:56:10 AM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode their destitute drug mules into the pottery stands, breaking six
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

pieces o nine

#7541
August 15, 2012, 01:58:37 AM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode their destitute drug mules into the pottery stands, breaking six impossible things
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Swatopluk

#7542
August 15, 2012, 02:06:06 AM

Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode their destitute drug mules into the pottery stands, breaking six impossible things before brunch
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#7543
August 15, 2012, 09:26:55 PM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode their destitute drug mules into the pottery stands, breaking six impossible things before brunch nevermind losing
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Opsa

#7544
August 15, 2012, 09:30:31 PM
Chapter Fifty-Six

With only Saturday and Wednesday evening free for riding Harleys, Emilio and his parrot feeder went shopping for feather dusters, completely forgetting Santa's allergy to fibres (not just pink ones or those purple latex coated made by orangutans). Sneezing fitfully, cursing his genetic heritage, Santa's love-child flexed his whiskered nostrils before diligently whetting her grindstone and greasing up the axle, at least to the most reasonable specifications as defined by transsexual transylvanians in 1943.

Before you could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or even simply "nertz", the two bicameral representatives rode their destitute drug mules into the pottery stands, breaking six impossible things before brunch nevermind losing their marbles.
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