Two word story

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon booze recipe.

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon booze recipe. Unfortunately it

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon booze recipe. Unfortunately it (Hadrians's ghost)

[Pachyderm]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon booze recipe. Unfortunately it (Hadrians's ghost) quickly developed

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon booze recipe. Unfortunately it (Hadrians's ghost) quickly developed an unhealthy

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon booze recipe. Unfortunately it (Hadrians's ghost) quickly developed an unhealthy habit while

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon booze recipe. Unfortunately it (Hadrians's ghost) quickly developed an unhealthy habit while simultaneously whooping

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon booze recipe. Unfortunately it (Hadrians's ghost) quickly developed an unhealthy habit while simultaneously whooping oncriventously around

[Pachyderm]

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing him her Green Dragon booze recipe. Unfortunately it (Hadrians's ghost) quickly developed an unhealthy habit while simultaneously whooping oncriventously around the maypole.

[Swatopluk]

Chaper Twelve
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After having

[Pachyderm]

Chaper Twelve
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After having read the

[pieces o nine]

Chaper Twelve
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After having read the preceding eleven

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Chaper Twelve
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After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the