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Pachyderm

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart?
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


pieces o nine

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Pachyderm

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted

Swatopluk

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

pieces o nine

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost

"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Pachyderm

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

So umbrellas speak? This one spoke Latin ! "Umbra sum et imbrem Cocaine habit arco" is25 nonsense typically speaking, but rontophile serimbugs know exactly their kuzugh and flatulence tolerance levels. Umbrellas fart? Herkynian umbrellas certainly do.

Outside, ominous portents coalesced meaningfully around the core of the particle accelerator. Vera attempted to engage Hadrian's ghost at Mahjongg by showing
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand