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#1335
September 03, 2008, 07:56:22 AM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way? The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#1336
September 03, 2008, 09:43:00 AM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way? The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Black Bart

#1337
September 03, 2008, 03:50:48 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way? The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Swatopluk

#1338
September 03, 2008, 06:50:04 PM Last Edit: September 03, 2008, 06:54:53 PM by Griffin NoName

Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"
The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#1339
September 03, 2008, 06:56:43 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#1340
September 03, 2008, 08:24:19 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#1341
September 04, 2008, 01:22:26 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#1342
September 04, 2008, 03:56:59 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape an
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#1343
September 04, 2008, 06:48:11 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#1344
September 04, 2008, 07:18:58 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

#1345
September 04, 2008, 07:58:56 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga

Swatopluk

#1346
September 04, 2008, 08:57:50 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#1347
September 04, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#1348
September 05, 2008, 09:32:22 AM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer:
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

#1349
September 05, 2008, 06:24:09 PM
Chapter Eleven

"Damn you," Vera yelled and threw herself down narrowly avoiding an umbrella possessed by Hadrian's ghost.

"Don't be so pretentious, you untidy, abominable ectoplasmic excuse for a simple accessory. Rain on your own time!"

Having said without hesitation spells from "Harry Potter" 's exorcism she realized the umbrella had inverted spokes. "Lurex, Bitrex angrifabiliminitubulicarix, Sodium!! Smoke and mirrors!! Which way?"  The witch pointed eastwards. The warlock indicated westwards.  Westlife sang the chant "Knees Up, smash nuts, never ever rape a padlocked virgin without practicing yegg yoga on a float boat."

Umbrella's answer: "Inward!"

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