Two word story

[Swatopluk]

A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection with dietary frugality inspired by monastic over-interpretation of the Memorandum of Saint Mortimer of Northern Norbury.  Taken aback and apart, frightened by the horrendous head gardener who suddenly loomed out of left field, catching the attention of players moving towards the cricket breeding grounds where grasshoppers frolicked foppishly, the game-keeper reached for her balaclava, sepia coloured,* and thick thermal gloves in order to safely handle the liquid ammonia.  Bright sparks emanating from the back of one particularly tacky bride's maid's pacemaker, set the tone for dancing and frolicking inside the haunted halls of Lady Elanor of Aquarius, the august doyenne of Portsmouth. The dance chosen was Branle-des-Chevaulx with grand flourishes and opulent dancers playing jew's harps in alto without any bass voice accompanied by a choir of lush and rosy-faced hobbits. Starting the procession before six esteemed judges

[Aphos]

A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection with dietary frugality inspired by monastic over-interpretation of the Memorandum of Saint Mortimer of Northern Norbury.  Taken aback and apart, frightened by the horrendous head gardener who suddenly loomed out of left field, catching the attention of players moving towards the cricket breeding grounds where grasshoppers frolicked foppishly, the game-keeper reached for her balaclava, sepia coloured,* and thick thermal gloves in order to safely handle the liquid ammonia.  Bright sparks emanating from the back of one particularly tacky bride's maid's pacemaker, set the tone for dancing and frolicking inside the haunted halls of Lady Elanor of Aquarius, the august doyenne of Portsmouth. The dance chosen was Branle-des-Chevaulx with grand flourishes and opulent dancers playing jew's harps in alto without any bass voice accompanied by a choir of lush and rosy-faced hobbits. Starting the procession before six esteemed judges, the dancers

[Swatopluk]

A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection with dietary frugality inspired by monastic over-interpretation of the Memorandum of Saint Mortimer of Northern Norbury.  Taken aback and apart, frightened by the horrendous head gardener who suddenly loomed out of left field, catching the attention of players moving towards the cricket breeding grounds where grasshoppers frolicked foppishly, the game-keeper reached for her balaclava, sepia coloured,* and thick thermal gloves in order to safely handle the liquid ammonia.  Bright sparks emanating from the back of one particularly tacky bride's maid's pacemaker, set the tone for dancing and frolicking inside the haunted halls of Lady Elanor of Aquarius, the august doyenne of Portsmouth. The dance chosen was Branle-des-Chevaulx with grand flourishes and opulent dancers playing jew's harps in alto without any bass voice accompanied by a choir of lush and rosy-faced hobbits. Starting the procession before six esteemed judges, the dancers formed a

[Griffin]

A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection with dietary frugality inspired by monastic over-interpretation of the Memorandum of Saint Mortimer of Northern Norbury.  Taken aback and apart, frightened by the horrendous head gardener who suddenly loomed out of left field, catching the attention of players moving towards the cricket breeding grounds where grasshoppers frolicked foppishly, the game-keeper reached for her balaclava, sepia coloured,* and thick thermal gloves in order to safely handle the liquid ammonia.  Bright sparks emanating from the back of one particularly tacky bride's maid's pacemaker, set the tone for dancing and frolicking inside the haunted halls of Lady Elanor of Aquarius, the august doyenne of Portsmouth. The dance chosen was Branle-des-Chevaulx with grand flourishes and opulent dancers playing jew's harps in alto without any bass voice accompanied by a choir of lush and rosy-faced hobbits. Starting the procession before six esteemed judges, the dancers formed a tidy triangle

[Swatopluk]

A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection with dietary frugality inspired by monastic over-interpretation of the Memorandum of Saint Mortimer of Northern Norbury.  Taken aback and apart, frightened by the horrendous head gardener who suddenly loomed out of left field, catching the attention of players moving towards the cricket breeding grounds where grasshoppers frolicked foppishly, the game-keeper reached for her balaclava, sepia coloured,* and thick thermal gloves in order to safely handle the liquid ammonia.  Bright sparks emanating from the back of one particularly tacky bride's maid's pacemaker, set the tone for dancing and frolicking inside the haunted halls of Lady Elanor of Aquarius, the august doyenne of Portsmouth. The dance chosen was Branle-des-Chevaulx with grand flourishes and opulent dancers playing jew's harps in alto without any bass voice accompanied by a choir of lush and rosy-faced hobbits. Starting the procession before six esteemed judges, the dancers formed a tidy triangle and began

[Aphos]

A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection with dietary frugality inspired by monastic over-interpretation of the Memorandum of Saint Mortimer of Northern Norbury.  Taken aback and apart, frightened by the horrendous head gardener who suddenly loomed out of left field, catching the attention of players moving towards the cricket breeding grounds where grasshoppers frolicked foppishly, the game-keeper reached for her balaclava, sepia coloured,* and thick thermal gloves in order to safely handle the liquid ammonia.  Bright sparks emanating from the back of one particularly tacky bride's maid's pacemaker, set the tone for dancing and frolicking inside the haunted halls of Lady Elanor of Aquarius, the august doyenne of Portsmouth. The dance chosen was Branle-des-Chevaulx with grand flourishes and opulent dancers playing jew's harps in alto without any bass voice accompanied by a choir of lush and rosy-faced hobbits. Starting the procession before six esteemed judges, the dancers formed a tidy triangle and began the Tango.

[Griffin]

After the

[Swatopluk]

After the first bars

[Aphos]

After the first bars opened, the

[Swatopluk]

After the first bars opened, the tired workers

[Aphos]

After the first bars opened, the tired workers of old

[Swatopluk]

After the first bars opened, the tired workers of old man March's

[Aphos]

After the first bars opened, the tired workers of old man March's popular emporium

[Swatopluk]

After the first bars opened, the tired workers of old man March's popular emporium took a

[Aphos]

After the first bars opened, the tired workers of old man March's popular emporium took a well deserved