Two word story

[Aphos]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided

[Swatopluk]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist

[Bluenose]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers

[Swatopluk]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a

[Aphos]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist.

[Swatopluk]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously,

[Bluenose]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously, all buglers

[Swatopluk]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously, all buglers collectively bungled

[Bluenose]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously, all buglers collectively bungled the bugaloo

[Swatopluk]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously, all buglers collectively bungled the bugaloo contest by

[Aphos]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously, all buglers collectively bungled the bugaloo contest by dropping dead

[Swatopluk]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously, all buglers collectively bungled the bugaloo contest by dropping dead during daylight

[Bluenose]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously, all buglers collectively bungled the bugaloo contest by dropping dead during daylight robberies on

[Swatopluk]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously, all buglers collectively bungled the bugaloo contest by dropping dead during daylight robberies on Ruminant Road

[Aphos]

Verily, my elephant forsooth raced by on a mission to Outer Magnolia without realising that speeding antelope would impede his ability to overcome the passing lane's camber without inexplicably becoming rather dizzy. After taking bogus directions from a deranged owl, he began to spiral outward over the hills while contemplating harmonic reverberation therapy for ingrown chakras.
Content with the results of its elaborate plan said owl hooted happily ever after causing a fairy's tail to change colour from subtle shades of azure to neon before it began to spasmodically oscillate like a racoon that had eaten sex toys left over from a conference about furry fetishism amongst erudite cancer survivors with laryngitis and sore knees.  People of that ilk were not overly mindful of their dental payments before February 30th.  Looking forward with ears all pointy and fluffy and dyed very dark in a vibrant shade of lilac, Mortimer thought about retirement when the trumpet sounded, but decided to enlist military buglers for a glorious heist. But, vexatiously, all buglers collectively bungled the bugaloo contest by dropping dead during daylight robberies on Ruminant Road.  The worst