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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Griffin NoName

Chapter Nine

After this gorgeous strawberry coloured cyborgs invaded peaceful Midsomer-on-Sea's Beagle resort and bagel emporium. "We demand more Peeps!", head Honcho Mortimer Moscowitz, cyborg 3819AF6B, Emilio's personal goldfish trainer, and accomplished amateur postman, exclaimed. "Hand over the fire extinguisher, foul blackguard."

Morty was only nine inches tall but hugely ambitious. Emilio felt he owed him a chance to prove pole vaulting organisation talent. The longest time taken had never taken that much effort. Therefore Morty slept through five alarm chili cookouts. Awoken by nine bells, he jumped off the starting board head first with the top-hat firmly anchored to the upper spring. Ricocheting off the bath mat, doing a back flip, accelerating to 130 knotts and flying through the thinning atmosphere of North Dakota's empty cultural center, Morty cleared his throat with gusto and sang a soprano duet with the tea-lady. Meanwhile Emilio had shot Rocky Raccoon using his Derringer crossbow.

Beagle bagels were cheap and curiously decorated with miniature strawberry plants. Expensive doggy fashion chain-mail coats clinked enticingly.  Bunny strollers darted over the emporium's angled roof regardless of loose shingles. That was the last straw! Emilio felt that he had been raised to deal decisively with such selfishness. The Derringer Mark 10 deluxe crossbow, Bagel design of 1423, was clutched by Emilio's aged relative and aimed carefully at the rampaging Japanese knotweed to prevent the bunnies wheels falling off.

Mortimer Milton, Emilio's pet dwarf mercilessly annihilated the undeserving knotweed, applying Occam's razor with zeal. The celestrial vegetation choir struck up
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Nine

After this gorgeous strawberry coloured cyborgs invaded peaceful Midsomer-on-Sea's Beagle resort and bagel emporium. "We demand more Peeps!", head Honcho Mortimer Moscowitz, cyborg 3819AF6B, Emilio's personal goldfish trainer, and accomplished amateur postman, exclaimed. "Hand over the fire extinguisher, foul blackguard."

Morty was only nine inches tall but hugely ambitious. Emilio felt he owed him a chance to prove pole vaulting organisation talent. The longest time taken had never taken that much effort. Therefore Morty slept through five alarm chili cookouts. Awoken by nine bells, he jumped off the starting board head first with the top-hat firmly anchored to the upper spring. Ricocheting off the bath mat, doing a back flip, accelerating to 130 knotts and flying through the thinning atmosphere of North Dakota's empty cultural center, Morty cleared his throat with gusto and sang a soprano duet with the tea-lady. Meanwhile Emilio had shot Rocky Raccoon using his Derringer crossbow.

Beagle bagels were cheap and curiously decorated with miniature strawberry plants. Expensive doggy fashion chain-mail coats clinked enticingly.  Bunny strollers darted over the emporium's angled roof regardless of loose shingles. That was the last straw! Emilio felt that he had been raised to deal decisively with such selfishness. The Derringer Mark 10 deluxe crossbow, Bagel design of 1423, was clutched by Emilio's aged relative and aimed carefully at the rampaging Japanese knotweed to prevent the bunnies wheels falling off.

Mortimer Milton, Emilio's pet dwarf mercilessly annihilated the undeserving knotweed, applying Occam's razor with zeal. The celestrial vegetation choir struck up a chord
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter Nine

After this gorgeous strawberry coloured cyborgs invaded peaceful Midsomer-on-Sea's Beagle resort and bagel emporium. "We demand more Peeps!", head Honcho Mortimer Moscowitz, cyborg 3819AF6B, Emilio's personal goldfish trainer, and accomplished amateur postman, exclaimed. "Hand over the fire extinguisher, foul blackguard."

Morty was only nine inches tall but hugely ambitious. Emilio felt he owed him a chance to prove pole vaulting organisation talent. The longest time taken had never taken that much effort. Therefore Morty slept through five alarm chili cookouts. Awoken by nine bells, he jumped off the starting board head first with the top-hat firmly anchored to the upper spring. Ricocheting off the bath mat, doing a back flip, accelerating to 130 knotts and flying through the thinning atmosphere of North Dakota's empty cultural center, Morty cleared his throat with gusto and sang a soprano duet with the tea-lady. Meanwhile Emilio had shot Rocky Raccoon using his Derringer crossbow.

Beagle bagels were cheap and curiously decorated with miniature strawberry plants. Expensive doggy fashion chain-mail coats clinked enticingly.  Bunny strollers darted over the emporium's angled roof regardless of loose shingles. That was the last straw! Emilio felt that he had been raised to deal decisively with such selfishness. The Derringer Mark 10 deluxe crossbow, Bagel design of 1423, was clutched by Emilio's aged relative and aimed carefully at the rampaging Japanese knotweed to prevent the bunnies wheels falling off.

Mortimer Milton, Emilio's pet dwarf mercilessly annihilated the undeserving knotweed, applying Occam's razor with zeal. The celestrial vegetation choir struck up a chord that melted

Aphos

Chapter Nine

After this gorgeous strawberry coloured cyborgs invaded peaceful Midsomer-on-Sea's Beagle resort and bagel emporium. "We demand more Peeps!", head Honcho Mortimer Moscowitz, cyborg 3819AF6B, Emilio's personal goldfish trainer, and accomplished amateur postman, exclaimed. "Hand over the fire extinguisher, foul blackguard."

Morty was only nine inches tall but hugely ambitious. Emilio felt he owed him a chance to prove pole vaulting organisation talent. The longest time taken had never taken that much effort. Therefore Morty slept through five alarm chili cookouts. Awoken by nine bells, he jumped off the starting board head first with the top-hat firmly anchored to the upper spring. Ricocheting off the bath mat, doing a back flip, accelerating to 130 knotts and flying through the thinning atmosphere of North Dakota's empty cultural center, Morty cleared his throat with gusto and sang a soprano duet with the tea-lady. Meanwhile Emilio had shot Rocky Raccoon using his Derringer crossbow.

Beagle bagels were cheap and curiously decorated with miniature strawberry plants. Expensive doggy fashion chain-mail coats clinked enticingly.  Bunny strollers darted over the emporium's angled roof regardless of loose shingles. That was the last straw! Emilio felt that he had been raised to deal decisively with such selfishness. The Derringer Mark 10 deluxe crossbow, Bagel design of 1423, was clutched by Emilio's aged relative and aimed carefully at the rampaging Japanese knotweed to prevent the bunnies wheels falling off.

Mortimer Milton, Emilio's pet dwarf mercilessly annihilated the undeserving knotweed, applying Occam's razor with zeal. The celestrial vegetation choir struck up a chord that melted the hearts
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

Chapter Nine

After this gorgeous strawberry coloured cyborgs invaded peaceful Midsomer-on-Sea's Beagle resort and bagel emporium. "We demand more Peeps!", head Honcho Mortimer Moscowitz, cyborg 3819AF6B, Emilio's personal goldfish trainer, and accomplished amateur postman, exclaimed. "Hand over the fire extinguisher, foul blackguard."

Morty was only nine inches tall but hugely ambitious. Emilio felt he owed him a chance to prove pole vaulting organisation talent. The longest time taken had never taken that much effort. Therefore Morty slept through five alarm chili cookouts. Awoken by nine bells, he jumped off the starting board head first with the top-hat firmly anchored to the upper spring. Ricocheting off the bath mat, doing a back flip, accelerating to 130 knotts and flying through the thinning atmosphere of North Dakota's empty cultural center, Morty cleared his throat with gusto and sang a soprano duet with the tea-lady. Meanwhile Emilio had shot Rocky Raccoon using his Derringer crossbow.

Beagle bagels were cheap and curiously decorated with miniature strawberry plants. Expensive doggy fashion chain-mail coats clinked enticingly.  Bunny strollers darted over the emporium's angled roof regardless of loose shingles. That was the last straw! Emilio felt that he had been raised to deal decisively with such selfishness. The Derringer Mark 10 deluxe crossbow, Bagel design of 1423, was clutched by Emilio's aged relative and aimed carefully at the rampaging Japanese knotweed to prevent the bunnies wheels falling off.

Mortimer Milton, Emilio's pet dwarf mercilessly annihilated the undeserving knotweed, applying Occam's razor with zeal. The celestrial vegetation choir struck up a chord that melted the hearts of iron
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Chatty

Chapter Nine

After this gorgeous strawberry coloured cyborgs invaded peaceful Midsomer-on-Sea's Beagle resort and bagel emporium. "We demand more Peeps!", head Honcho Mortimer Moscowitz, cyborg 3819AF6B, Emilio's personal goldfish trainer, and accomplished amateur postman, exclaimed. "Hand over the fire extinguisher, foul blackguard."

Morty was only nine inches tall but hugely ambitious. Emilio felt he owed him a chance to prove pole vaulting organisation talent. The longest time taken had never taken that much effort. Therefore Morty slept through five alarm chili cookouts. Awoken by nine bells, he jumped off the starting board head first with the top-hat firmly anchored to the upper spring. Ricocheting off the bath mat, doing a back flip, accelerating to 130 knotts and flying through the thinning atmosphere of North Dakota's empty cultural center, Morty cleared his throat with gusto and sang a soprano duet with the tea-lady. Meanwhile Emilio had shot Rocky Raccoon using his Derringer crossbow.

Beagle bagels were cheap and curiously decorated with miniature strawberry plants. Expensive doggy fashion chain-mail coats clinked enticingly.  Bunny strollers darted over the emporium's angled roof regardless of loose shingles. That was the last straw! Emilio felt that he had been raised to deal decisively with such selfishness. The Derringer Mark 10 deluxe crossbow, Bagel design of 1423, was clutched by Emilio's aged relative and aimed carefully at the rampaging Japanese knotweed to prevent the bunnies wheels falling off.

Mortimer Milton, Emilio's pet dwarf mercilessly annihilated the undeserving knotweed, applying Occam's razor with zeal. The celestrial vegetation choir struck up a chord that melted the hearts of iron within.

Chapter Ten

Dawn
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Swatopluk

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopacia island.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopacia island. Kishmuil's galley
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopacia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopacia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopacia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared

Swatopluk

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopacia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

beagle

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopacia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and
The angels have the phone box




Griffin NoName

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopacia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand