Two word story

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored

[Aphos]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious

[Griffin]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season)

[Bluenose]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and maodorous

[Aphos]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and maodorous quacking ducks.

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches

[Bluenose]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical

[Bluenose]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves

[Griffin]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV,

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos,

[Bluenose]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened