Two word story

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance, there'll be

[Bluenose]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be

(you jumped over my previous continuation, so I combined the two and added my two new words)

[Bluenose]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth

(sorry about that)

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic

[Aphos]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids

[Griffin]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in

[Aphos]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring

[Aphos]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean

[Bluenose]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm

[Swatopluk]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there

[Bluenose]

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle