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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Swatopluk

quatre-vingtième chapitre

Changing to B minor during an improvised modulation at the far end of the chapel of St. Toad Hall in Nether Addlethorpe, the last gay organist stroked his beatifully restored and whitewashed glockenspiel.  The unexpected result of the fervent rubbing undertaken by camp followers, neither of the best practionioners of hari-kari took any lessons, caused the organ grinder to postulate the presence of a well hidden raccoon nest right under their protruding chest protectors. In order of appearance, Noah's new mistress, his nasal assistant, a random passer-by and post-modern connoisseur of bleached Turner replicas, were listed on the large poster hung inside the linen cabinet on a nail. Emboldened by the victory over the organ stops and the foot pedals, a hard lesson indeed, nothing actually prevented the chief grinder from re-setting and re-calibrating all microphones stored in or out of sight of the main podium.

This notwithstanding the weather, it being Super Sunday, inevitably led to frozen dairy products melting behind the coal scuttle and thirsty rodents chewing tobacco despite strict sanitary customs. Enraged the superconductor would not spin any sonatas or even when embroiled, could never release any (really any!) sparkes, Emilio, a firm believer in transcendental iontophoresis (a process much admired in Berlin) took umbrage (burnt) as any card-carrying do-gooder of the latest generation of overly tenacious follower groups bent
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin


quatre-vingtième chapitre

Changing to B minor during an improvised modulation at the far end of the chapel of St. Toad Hall in Nether Addlethorpe, the last gay organist stroked his beatifully restored and whitewashed glockenspiel.  The unexpected result of the fervent rubbing undertaken by camp followers, neither of the best practionioners of hari-kari took any lessons, caused the organ grinder to postulate the presence of a well hidden raccoon nest right under their protruding chest protectors. In order of appearance, Noah's new mistress, his nasal assistant, a random passer-by and post-modern connoisseur of bleached Turner replicas, were listed on the large poster hung inside the linen cabinet on a nail. Emboldened by the victory over the organ stops and the foot pedals, a hard lesson indeed, nothing actually prevented the chief grinder from re-setting and re-calibrating all microphones stored in or out of sight of the main podium.

This notwithstanding the weather, it being Super Sunday, inevitably led to frozen dairy products melting behind the coal scuttle and thirsty rodents chewing tobacco despite strict sanitary customs. Enraged the superconductor would not spin any sonatas or even when embroiled, could never release any (really any!) sparkes, Emilio, a firm believer in transcendental iontophoresis (a process much admired in Berlin) took umbrage (burnt) as any card-carrying do-gooder of the latest generation of overly tenacious follower groups bent over backwards
Psychic Hotline Host
One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

quatre-vingtième chapitre

Changing to B minor during an improvised modulation at the far end of the chapel of St. Toad Hall in Nether Addlethorpe, the last gay organist stroked his beatifully restored and whitewashed glockenspiel.  The unexpected result of the fervent rubbing undertaken by camp followers, neither of the best practionioners of hari-kari took any lessons, caused the organ grinder to postulate the presence of a well hidden raccoon nest right under their protruding chest protectors. In order of appearance, Noah's new mistress, his nasal assistant, a random passer-by and post-modern connoisseur of bleached Turner replicas, were listed on the large poster hung inside the linen cabinet on a nail. Emboldened by the victory over the organ stops and the foot pedals, a hard lesson indeed, nothing actually prevented the chief grinder from re-setting and re-calibrating all microphones stored in or out of sight of the main podium.

This notwithstanding the weather, it being Super Sunday, inevitably led to frozen dairy products melting behind the coal scuttle and thirsty rodents chewing tobacco despite strict sanitary customs. Enraged the superconductor would not spin any sonatas or even when embroiled, could never release any (really any!) sparkes, Emilio, a firm believer in transcendental iontophoresis (a process much admired in Berlin) took umbrage (burnt) as any card-carrying do-gooder of the latest generation of overly tenacious follower groups bent over backwards, took out
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin


quatre-vingtième chapitre

Changing to B minor during an improvised modulation at the far end of the chapel of St. Toad Hall in Nether Addlethorpe, the last gay organist stroked his beatifully restored and whitewashed glockenspiel.  The unexpected result of the fervent rubbing undertaken by camp followers, neither of the best practionioners of hari-kari took any lessons, caused the organ grinder to postulate the presence of a well hidden raccoon nest right under their protruding chest protectors. In order of appearance, Noah's new mistress, his nasal assistant, a random passer-by and post-modern connoisseur of bleached Turner replicas, were listed on the large poster hung inside the linen cabinet on a nail. Emboldened by the victory over the organ stops and the foot pedals, a hard lesson indeed, nothing actually prevented the chief grinder from re-setting and re-calibrating all microphones stored in or out of sight of the main podium.

This notwithstanding the weather, it being Super Sunday, inevitably led to frozen dairy products melting behind the coal scuttle and thirsty rodents chewing tobacco despite strict sanitary customs. Enraged the superconductor would not spin any sonatas or even when embroiled, could never release any (really any!) sparkes, Emilio, a firm believer in transcendental iontophoresis (a process much admired in Berlin) took umbrage (burnt) as any card-carrying do-gooder of the latest generation of overly tenacious follower groups bent over backwards, took out her elastic
Psychic Hotline Host
One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

quatre-vingtième chapitre

Changing to B minor during an improvised modulation at the far end of the chapel of St. Toad Hall in Nether Addlethorpe, the last gay organist stroked his beatifully restored and whitewashed glockenspiel.  The unexpected result of the fervent rubbing undertaken by camp followers, neither of the best practionioners of hari-kari took any lessons, caused the organ grinder to postulate the presence of a well hidden raccoon nest right under their protruding chest protectors. In order of appearance, Noah's new mistress, his nasal assistant, a random passer-by and post-modern connoisseur of bleached Turner replicas, were listed on the large poster hung inside the linen cabinet on a nail. Emboldened by the victory over the organ stops and the foot pedals, a hard lesson indeed, nothing actually prevented the chief grinder from re-setting and re-calibrating all microphones stored in or out of sight of the main podium.

This notwithstanding the weather, it being Super Sunday, inevitably led to frozen dairy products melting behind the coal scuttle and thirsty rodents chewing tobacco despite strict sanitary customs. Enraged the superconductor would not spin any sonatas or even when embroiled, could never release any (really any!) sparkes, Emilio, a firm believer in transcendental iontophoresis (a process much admired in Berlin) took umbrage (burnt) as any card-carrying do-gooder of the latest generation of overly tenacious follower groups bent over backwards, took out her elastic granite club
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin


quatre-vingtième chapitre

Changing to B minor during an improvised modulation at the far end of the chapel of St. Toad Hall in Nether Addlethorpe, the last gay organist stroked his beatifully restored and whitewashed glockenspiel.  The unexpected result of the fervent rubbing undertaken by camp followers, neither of the best practionioners of hari-kari took any lessons, caused the organ grinder to postulate the presence of a well hidden raccoon nest right under their protruding chest protectors. In order of appearance, Noah's new mistress, his nasal assistant, a random passer-by and post-modern connoisseur of bleached Turner replicas, were listed on the large poster hung inside the linen cabinet on a nail. Emboldened by the victory over the organ stops and the foot pedals, a hard lesson indeed, nothing actually prevented the chief grinder from re-setting and re-calibrating all microphones stored in or out of sight of the main podium.

This notwithstanding the weather, it being Super Sunday, inevitably led to frozen dairy products melting behind the coal scuttle and thirsty rodents chewing tobacco despite strict sanitary customs. Enraged the superconductor would not spin any sonatas or even when embroiled, could never release any (really any!) sparkes, Emilio, a firm believer in transcendental iontophoresis (a process much admired in Berlin) took umbrage (burnt) as any card-carrying do-gooder of the latest generation of overly tenacious follower groups bent over backwards, took out her elastic granite club and scraped
Psychic Hotline Host
One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

quatre-vingtième chapitre

Changing to B minor during an improvised modulation at the far end of the chapel of St. Toad Hall in Nether Addlethorpe, the last gay organist stroked his beatifully restored and whitewashed glockenspiel.  The unexpected result of the fervent rubbing undertaken by camp followers, neither of the best practionioners of hari-kari took any lessons, caused the organ grinder to postulate the presence of a well hidden raccoon nest right under their protruding chest protectors. In order of appearance, Noah's new mistress, his nasal assistant, a random passer-by and post-modern connoisseur of bleached Turner replicas, were listed on the large poster hung inside the linen cabinet on a nail. Emboldened by the victory over the organ stops and the foot pedals, a hard lesson indeed, nothing actually prevented the chief grinder from re-setting and re-calibrating all microphones stored in or out of sight of the main podium.

This notwithstanding the weather, it being Super Sunday, inevitably led to frozen dairy products melting behind the coal scuttle and thirsty rodents chewing tobacco despite strict sanitary customs. Enraged the superconductor would not spin any sonatas or even when embroiled, could never release any (really any!) sparkes, Emilio, a firm believer in transcendental iontophoresis (a process much admired in Berlin) took umbrage (burnt) as any card-carrying do-gooder of the latest generation of overly tenacious follower groups bent over backwards, took out her elastic granite club and scraped the tarmac
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin


quatre-vingtième chapitre

Changing to B minor during an improvised modulation at the far end of the chapel of St. Toad Hall in Nether Addlethorpe, the last gay organist stroked his beatifully restored and whitewashed glockenspiel.  The unexpected result of the fervent rubbing undertaken by camp followers, neither of the best practionioners of hari-kari took any lessons, caused the organ grinder to postulate the presence of a well hidden raccoon nest right under their protruding chest protectors. In order of appearance, Noah's new mistress, his nasal assistant, a random passer-by and post-modern connoisseur of bleached Turner replicas, were listed on the large poster hung inside the linen cabinet on a nail. Emboldened by the victory over the organ stops and the foot pedals, a hard lesson indeed, nothing actually prevented the chief grinder from re-setting and re-calibrating all microphones stored in or out of sight of the main podium.

This notwithstanding the weather, it being Super Sunday, inevitably led to frozen dairy products melting behind the coal scuttle and thirsty rodents chewing tobacco despite strict sanitary customs. Enraged the superconductor would not spin any sonatas or even when embroiled, could never release any (really any!) sparkes, Emilio, a firm believer in transcendental iontophoresis (a process much admired in Berlin) took umbrage (burnt) as any card-carrying do-gooder of the latest generation of overly tenacious follower groups bent over backwards, took out her elastic granite club and scraped the tarmac, would. grammar problem
Psychic Hotline Host
One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Griffin


quatre-vingtième chapitre

Changing to B minor during an improvised modulation at the far end of the chapel of St. Toad Hall in Nether Addlethorpe, the last gay organist stroked his beatifully restored and whitewashed glockenspiel.  The unexpected result of the fervent rubbing undertaken by camp followers, neither of the best practionioners of hari-kari took any lessons, caused the organ grinder to postulate the presence of a well hidden raccoon nest right under their protruding chest protectors. In order of appearance, Noah's new mistress, his nasal assistant, a random passer-by and post-modern connoisseur of bleached Turner replicas, were listed on the large poster hung inside the linen cabinet on a nail. Emboldened by the victory over the organ stops and the foot pedals, a hard lesson indeed, nothing actually prevented the chief grinder from re-setting and re-calibrating all microphones stored in or out of sight of the main podium.

This notwithstanding the weather, it being Super Sunday, inevitably led to frozen dairy products melting behind the coal scuttle and thirsty rodents chewing tobacco despite strict sanitary customs. Enraged the superconductor would not spin any sonatas or even when embroiled, could never release any (really any!) sparkes, Emilio, a firm believer in transcendental iontophoresis (a process much admired in Berlin) took umbrage (burnt) as any card-carrying do-gooder of the latest generation of overly tenacious follower groups bent over backwards, took out her elastic granite club and scraped the tarmac, would. grammar problem break the

resurrecting thread, but not grammar
Psychic Hotline Host
One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Aphos


Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its verdant glory.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Griffin

Psychic Hotline Host
One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Pachyderm

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Swatopluk

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin


Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so

Psychic Hotline Host
One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Aphos


Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--